Aftershave

Word AFTERSHAVE
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Definitions and meanings of "Aftershave"

What do we mean by aftershave?

A lotion, gel, or liquid used after finishing shaving

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial. Urban Dictionary

Amyl nitrate, better known as poppers. Popular amongst ravers, teenagers and the gay community. Urban Dictionary

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it. Urban Dictionary

A sexual act. When a woman is having sex with a man, abruptly stops, pees on her hand and slaps the man. The reverse of this act is Canary Blush Urban Dictionary

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot"). Urban Dictionary

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol. Urban Dictionary

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth. Urban Dictionary

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The word "aftershave" in example sentences

Ethyl alcohol is found in aftershave, cologne, perfume, mouthwash (as much as 20 percent), food extracts (vanilla extract can contain up to 70 percent) and alcoholic beverages. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It was cigarettes mixed with a certain aftershave - I don't know which one it is but I know I like it. ❋ Kisobel (2007)

And the alcohol in aftershave lotions and perfumes can cause etching. ❋ Unknown (2006)

B) Thinks that applying aftershave is as close to wearing make-up as he wants to get. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Harrods and Selfridges haven't seen my shadow in ages, although Harrods is one of the few places that sells creed aftershave which is the only one I use. ❋ Juliette (2009)

I used to get razor bumps on my neckline but that stopped once I stopped applying any kind of aftershave or cream after I shaved. ❋ David Cowan (2008)

Captain Matthews strolled up in a cloud of Aramis aftershave, meaning that the reporters would be here very shortly. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Sadly, O'Neill does not detail exactly what kind of aftershave was purloined, meaning public watchdogs have no scent to follow. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Here's the intro to an "Ozzie and Harriet" episode about the Nelson boys taking up a newspaper route complete with a vintage commercial for 007 aftershave, hair dressing and cologne: ❋ Emma Brown (2011)

Sitting at the bar with his ex-wife, his paw round a little glass of something or other, Baldwin-as-Jake is florid, potent, gloatingly and inflatedly masculine, like a genie who came out of a bottle of aftershave. ❋ Unknown (2009)

She said she [wanted] [my cum] on her [face], so I gave her the aftershave. ❋ Go_lanche (2006)

"Hey dude, did you bring the [aftershave]?" "[Ohhh], [wowwww] tehehehe!" ❋ T-C (2007)

That [hoser] took some [whacks] at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian [Aftershave], eh? ❋ DJ Hotpocket (2016)

I was having sex with [Sue] last night and for [no reason] she gave me a [lemonade aftershave] ❋ DeltaSpence (2010)

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today. friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that [Utica aftershave]. friend #2: Man, screw you! friend #1: Dang! [You stink]. friend #2: Man, screw you! friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave. friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too. friend #1: We should [distill] this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars. friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department. ❋ Jamallerian (2007)

Why do they make [aftershave] in so many colours? So the poor([homeless]) can have [aftershave shooters]. ❋ Slightly Sarcastic (2010)

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?" Guy 2: "Not much. Your [aunt Rosie] gave me a [musty aftershave] at the [motel] downtown." ❋ SOCIALISTdonut (2017)

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