Aftershaves

Word AFTERSHAVES
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Definitions and meanings of "Aftershaves"

What do we mean by aftershaves?

A lotion, gel, or liquid used after finishing shaving

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial. Urban Dictionary

Amyl nitrate, better known as poppers. Popular amongst ravers, teenagers and the gay community. Urban Dictionary

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it. Urban Dictionary

A sexual act. When a woman is having sex with a man, abruptly stops, pees on her hand and slaps the man. The reverse of this act is Canary Blush Urban Dictionary

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot"). Urban Dictionary

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol. Urban Dictionary

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth. Urban Dictionary

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The word "aftershaves" in example sentences

Russian aftershaves are a popular item since some have a 97% alcohol content. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yet they are at risk from the unregulated formulations in shaving creams, aftershaves, and deodorants. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Russian aftershaves are a popular item since some have a 97% alcohol content." ❋ Unknown (2008)

Mr. Beetz, who says he has been using fragrance daily since he started wearing aftershaves and body sprays at about 14, begins his fragrance application in the morning by using a scented shower gel in the shower, followed by a splash of aftershave on both cheeks. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I do hope there will be a Ms R range of aftershaves for the discerning and not so discerning gentleman to follow! ❋ Ms Robinson (2008)

We found the succession of lotions and aftershaves to be overkill. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This is a fresh, dry, aromatic, astringent green-leafy yet citrus note, most prized for its astringent presence in colognes and aftershaves. ❋ Ayala Sender (2007)

Later, as an adolescent, me and a different best mate would have lots of fun burning my collection of Christmas aftershaves, turning cans of hairspray into flamethrowers (like in that Bond movie, you know), even trying to burn the word FUCK into a football pitch during the World Cup. ❋ Hal Duncan (2005)

When asked to name exemplary Wallstrip episodes, she picks a satire about Altria and an oddball fieldtrip to the beach to comparing Proctor & Gamble aftershaves, not the behind-the-desk material. ❋ Unknown (2007)

It smelled of burnt coffee and sadness, and the mingled low-end aftershaves of its inhabitants. ❋ Robert K. Tanenbaum (2002)

The colorful cologne bottles attracted me, but my experience with aftershaves was not favorable. ❋ Eugenides, Jeffery (2002)

The Gillette series of razors and toiletries deodorants, shaving creams, and aftershaves represents an example of synesthesia. ❋ BERND SCHMITT (1997)

Strong stuff With the world economy imploding and industrial unrest looming, men need powerful aftershaves. ❋ Telegraph View (2011)

And we had hoped that with legislation banning forced retirement at 65, Beckham would go on and on and continue to use his aftershaves and hairs to make the moribund game more interesting … But no. ❋ Unknown (2010)

She said she [wanted] [my cum] on her [face], so I gave her the aftershave. ❋ Go_lanche (2006)

"Hey dude, did you bring the [aftershave]?" "[Ohhh], [wowwww] tehehehe!" ❋ T-C (2007)

That [hoser] took some [whacks] at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian [Aftershave], eh? ❋ DJ Hotpocket (2016)

I was having sex with [Sue] last night and for [no reason] she gave me a [lemonade aftershave] ❋ DeltaSpence (2010)

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today. friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that [Utica aftershave]. friend #2: Man, screw you! friend #1: Dang! [You stink]. friend #2: Man, screw you! friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave. friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too. friend #1: We should [distill] this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars. friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department. ❋ Jamallerian (2007)

Why do they make [aftershave] in so many colours? So the poor([homeless]) can have [aftershave shooters]. ❋ Slightly Sarcastic (2010)

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?" Guy 2: "Not much. Your [aunt Rosie] gave me a [musty aftershave] at the [motel] downtown." ❋ SOCIALISTdonut (2017)

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