Alf

"Take hoff 'alf the batteries," suggested Jarvis, "'alf's a plenty. ❋ Unknown (1918)

"I dunno that he thought much about it; he spent 'alf' is time in the public, 'e did. ❋ Unknown (1892)

Surely it is time for this idiotic, emotionally unstable woman to crawl back where she belongs: under Todd. milllie alf ❋ Unknown (2009)

The other h alf, therefore, or at least the greater part of them, can be employed in providing other things, or in satisfying the other wants and fancies of mankind ... ❋ Skzbrust (2009)

From the Online Etymology Dictionary: masc. personal name, from Fr. Olivier, from M.L.G. Alfihar, lit. "elf-host," from alf "elf" + hari "host, army." ❋ Hal Duncan (2010)

The very word is pleasing, and amid the great grey of 1984 an old man hankering for a pint – "a 'alf litre ain't enough ... a 'ole litre's too much" – is a link to a more human past. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Yes | No | Report from efgumby wrote 18 weeks 3 days ago enjoying the free speech, caroline? tell your alf and peta buddys about it ... explain it in short and easy to understand language. why dont you go take your unregulated compassion to animals that are truly endangered and could actually use your misplaced energy, like the giant pandas or the detroit lions? ❋ Unknown (2009)

That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. ❋ Unknown (2011)

List of committee members Overall, the plan would hold down the growth of the federal debt by roughly $3.8 trillion by 2020, or about h alf of the $7.7 trillion by which the debt would have otherwise grown by that year, according to commission staff. ❋ John D. McKinnon (2010)

That glass be 'alf an inch thick in places and thicker where 'tis beveled. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'd feel the same way toward any 'alf mad creature ... let alone a poor, furless human. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"I'm not trippin 'off t' the ends o 'the earth on some' alf-cocked crusade." ❋ Unknown (2010)

But I didn't fancy 'im above' alf, from the first-mostly 'cos' e didn't mean you no good. ❋ Estelle Bruno (2010)

As my Uncle Mouza used to say: "riHlit il-alf miil tabda 'bixa Twa." ❋ Unknown (2009)

If yer Granny's gone and yer've not got 'alf an Age yerself, the recipe's over at Lisa's Culturally Diverse Kitchen. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Azad Taheev Balabanian loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jank lmao @ alf. jimmy david lynch one was good. ❋ Unknown (2009)

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Medical testing on animals has given us approximately 90% of current [vaccinations] used today. Any of [ALF's] ideological subscribers that believe in animal "rights" should by their own definition never, ever seek out [influenza] or [pneumonia] vaccines or ever use diabetes medicines - which, curiously, the vice president of PETA does. "Ethics" and "morality" only exist because the past ten thousand years of evolution have given humanity the ability to invent psychological concepts and apply them to the world around them. If the human [physiology] lead to a brain that was less "intelligent" than it currently is, then no such arguments of "right" or "wrong" would even exist. Just so as "morality" and "ethics" and mere human inventions, so are the notions of "freedom," "prejudice," "bias," "racism," "sexism," and "equality." Animals do not have inherent natural "rights" because nothing does - the idea of "rights" is a human psychological device that exists solely inside of the realm of human perception and action, nothing else. Again, take a few thousand years of evolution away from the [human anatomy], and none of these notions would ever have come to exist - and yes, we'd still be eating animals and wearing their [furs]. ❋ Fingerlickin'good (2007)

1. "Miss [Loi] is a bit of an [alf]." "Nah man, [burwood] mya is way better, thats why they call her [ALF]. Did you hear she has two mums?" ❋ Gronk (2004)

[animal liberation fron] member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck offalf member: (reaching for the [nurofen]): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE student: you don't even know... afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A [LEAFLET] WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit. ❋ Student (obviously) (2006)

I met many people [forty] years [ago] and we still [keep in touch]. We have alf ❋ CriostoirHulme (2005)

[alf]: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now. oreally oreielly: [no blake] now sit down and stop making penis pancakes. [Alf]: can i go get the herbs in the backyard oreally orielly: whipe that stupid [smurk] off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball. ❋ Mr. Alfontzo (2008)

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to [scrog] me. me-That [dagnabbit] son of a [beaver muncher]! ❋ Djneighneigh (2004)

[Joseph Stallin], [Adolf Hitler], any body else who beleives it is okay to put [human life] at risk due to an ideal or goal. ❋ ZombE (2005)

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth. Man 2 : [You got that right], the girl has [Alfs] disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of [pus]. ❋ Gum Rot (2007)

Wow, [Sam] [Waterson] really [looks like] Alf! ❋ Art Vandelay (2003)

Danny: "I'm watching the first season of [Alf] on DVD." "Alf." "[ALF]." "You're [93] years old and you don't know what Alf is? [Piece of crap]!" ❋ Deathgrind > You (2007)