Algebraical

The system of general language called algebraical notation does this. ❋ John Stuart Mill (1839)

In the 1830s Charles Babbage got serious about automating the computation and printing of mathematical tables, and started imagining a kind of universal “analytical engine”, which, as Ada Lovelace described it, could “weave algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves”. ❋ Unknown (2009)

She wanted the reader to view this development visually: the Analytical Engine weaves algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard-loom weaves flowers and leaves. ❋ Unknown (2010)

We may say most aptly that the Analytical Engine weaves algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves. ❋ Ele (2008)

The atom has become an algebraical formula; the hard cash has become a financial fiction. ❋ Unknown (2008)

And many of the notions which form a part of the train of our thoughts are hardly realized by us at the time, but, like numbers or algebraical symbols, are used as signs only, thus lightening the labour of recollection. ❋ Unknown (2007)

This is where elliptic curves come into play: they induce algebraical groups, some of them suitable for DH and ElGamal crypto systems. ❋ Unknown (2005)

And if we go on in this way, with everybody, intellectuals, artists, government, industrialists and workers all frantically killing off the last human feeling, the last bit of their intuition, the last healthy instinct; if it goes on in algebraical progression, as it is going on: then ta-tah! to the human species! ❋ Unknown (2004)

He was ashamed, however, to fail in his undertaking, and persevered with great industry, until he had finished the first four books, acquired plane trigonometry, with the method of algebraical calculation, and made himself well acquainted with the principles of surveying. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Paris, of myself; it was in the algebraical expression of a journey to the city of Correggio a simple equation, so to speak, of that unknown quantity. ❋ Unknown (2003)

I was standing near the window — through the double frames of which the morning sun was throwing its mote - flecked beams upon the floor of what seemed to me my intolerably wearisome schoolroom — and working out a long algebraical equation on the blackboard. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Then, dashing off some algebraical formulae with marvelous facility, in a minute or two he declared the following result: ❋ Unknown (2003)

Half an hour had not elapsed before Barbicane, raising his head, showed Michel Ardan a page covered with algebraical signs, in which the general formula for the solution was contained. ❋ Unknown (2003)

I entered, and found Captain Nemo deep in algebraical calculations of x and other quantities. ❋ Unknown (2003)

The handwriting corresponded with that of the papers already received; the blackboard was covered with algebraical symbols traced in chalk, which they were careful not to obliterate; and the papers, which consisted for the most part of detached scraps, presented a perfect wilderness of geometrical figures, conic sections of every variety being repeated in countless profusion. ❋ Unknown (2003)

The algebraical factor had been translated into terms of Arabia, and fitted like a glove. ❋ Thomas Edward (2003)

The algebraical element looked to me a pure science, subject to mathematical law, inhuman. ❋ Thomas Edward (2003)

And then when we demand something of this person, we receive from her a letter in which even of the person very little remains, as in the letters of an algebraical formula there no longer remains the precise value of the arithmetical ciphers, which themselves do not contain the qualities of the fruit or flowers that they enumerate. ❋ Unknown (2003)

kid:[mom] I had algebra today mom: [WTF], WATCH YOUR [LANGUAGE] SON! ❋ Beany16 (2011)

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying [fractions]. [Simplify] the following problem: 10x/[3x2] + 4/x-1 + 5/6x Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved* ❋ Iduncurr (2009)

Algebra question: [Catarina] and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of [flooring] uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of [216] square feet? Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers! ❋ MarbleRyeOne (2010)

P1 - "Dude my [math teachers] a terrorist." P2 - "Whatever." P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!" P2 - "[Holy shit man], call [the National] Guard!" ❋ FUCKHACKERBITCHES (2009)

1. Dave: Hey breh! Wanna go to the movies? Chris: No...I can't...I [flunked] [algebra], therefore by [teacher logic] I'm never going to be successful in the modern world. 2. See useless. ❋ Coffeeboy992 (2009)

1. I was a [naughty boy], so i had to take algebra. 2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think. 3. [my math teacher] has [no talent] in anything ❋ Sodak (2004)

Mr. Smith, an [algebra] teacher, arrived at the last stack of tests. He looks over the students’ answers and [chuckles] to himself and as he says “This guy is a fucking idiot. Guess who’s getting an F? You are! Haha this is so much fun. Have fun in [summer school].” ❋ ♫ Highway To Hell ♫ (2010)

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a [46]! 2. If you want to get to [second base] with [a mermaid], you have to take her algebra off. ❋ Mike The Ekim (2005)

Right now I have [an F] in Ms. [Preston's] algebra class. Yeah motherfucker, an F. Why? Because [I would rather] drink pinkish-red colored anal excretions than do algebra. Why, just last night I studied for about two hours for a fucking algebra test I ended getting a fucking F on. Who cares if I fail, I'm never going to need this shit in the real world. ❋ Grand Lizard Theodore (2006)

[Algebra]: [If Johnny has 5 apples], and Susie has 7 apples, why don't they [just shut up] and eat their goddamn apples!? ❋ Index Cards (2007)