Aristocratic

Word ARISTOCRATIC
Character 12
Hyphenation ar is to crat ic
Pronunciations /ˌæɹɪstəˈkɹætɪk/

Definitions and meanings of "Aristocratic"

What do we mean by aristocratic?

Of, pertaining to, or favouring, an aristocracy

Similar to the aristocracy; characteristic of, the aristocracy.

Noble class believed to be breeding only between themselves and thus slowly degenerating. They are the target of the famous "The Aristocrats" joke told by many stand-up comedians. So the term can be used for people supposed to have pervert sex with their family members and family animals in the most disgusting ways one can imagine. Urban Dictionary

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats." Urban Dictionary

A member of the ruling class; a very posh person. Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses. Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people. Urban Dictionary

A joke known mainly among comedians. It is a joke that anyone can make their own. The joke goes as follows: A family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. The talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. Usually very disgusting). The talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: The Aristocrats. The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting. Urban Dictionary

OK - for those actually curious, its ment to be an insult to an aristocrat (or in modern-day terms, the upper class). So the setup in modern context, a person committing a terrible act (be it sexual, obscene or essentially immoral) is questioned/apprehended by someone of authority. When the person committing the act is asked regarding what he/she is doing/had done or is asked to justify his/her actions, they'll say an ending punch-line of 'The Aristocrat's' essentially implying they are part of the upper class and what they just did is what the upper class (or an Aristocrat) normally do. The ending result is dark humor to mock the upper class and make the apprehended person appear witty. Urban Dictionary

1) A joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. The joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. The joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. At the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act. 2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe. Urban Dictionary

A bunch of rich people who owned humongous masses of land and real estate, usually had businesses. Men hired workers to tend to their estate, they ran the family businesses. Women were not required to work, or have much education. They probably just sat around and tried to learn piano, and attended social parties. Being an aristocrat seemed unfair to the less fortunate of the time, although they provided useful jobs. With the dawn of democracy, aristocracy died out and everything became modern. Urban Dictionary

The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding. Urban Dictionary

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!" The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke. Urban Dictionary

A very disgusting brand of rum. Urban Dictionary

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The word "aristocratic" in example sentences

In using the term aristocratic literature I have in mind an intellectual rather than a social category. ❋ Henry Seidel Canby (1919)

Russian Noblesse has little or nothing of what we call aristocratic feeling -- little or nothing of that haughty, domineering, exclusive spirit which we are accustomed to associate with the word aristocracy. ❋ Donald Mackenzie Wallace (1880)

Mr. Millbank ever to enter what he called aristocratic society. ❋ Benjamin Disraeli (1842)

She was even once stopped in her carriage, which they called aristocratic, because of its arms and ornaments, and threatened to be murdered, and only saved by one of the worst wretches of the Convention, Tallien, who feared provoking a war with Sweden, from such an offence to the wife of its ambassador. ❋ Fanny Burney (1796)

He published his first composition at age seven and began performing in aristocratic salons at eight. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He looks kind of like a foppish dandy … kind of aristocratic from the waist up. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Anglomania was pretty rife in aristocratic Paris, and the author of my main source (Cornelia Otis Skinner) was an expert on 1890s/1900s Parisian society. ❋ Unknown (2008)

For the Straussians modernity since Machiavelli has been a straight path to nihilism where all understanding of political virtue has been lost along with respect for a social hierarchy rooted in aristocratic values. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The period awareness of the book as physical object owed much to the curious phenomenon of bibiliomania, the sudden fashion for collecting early printed books and manuscripts that erupted in aristocratic and wealthy circles in the first two decades of the century and led to the formation in 1812 of the exclusive Roxburghe Club, forerunner of the learned reprint societies that were to flourish later in the century. ❋ Unknown (2004)

The "advantages" which Wortley Montagu enjoyed, conferred by her gender and class, allowed her to move with relative ease in aristocratic Turkish circles, and caused her to dismiss earlier travellers 'versions of the Levant as fictitious (Montagu 146). ❋ Unknown (2000)

Mostly, it belonged to the upper middle class but also had certain aristocratic roots. ❋ Unknown (1989)

In our sycophancy we attach grandeur to the name _exotic_: we call aristocratic garden-flowers by that epithet; yet they are no more exotic than the humbler companions they brought with them, which have become naturalized. ❋ Various (N/A)

He had certain aristocratic habits, if not much luxury, and the fineness of his linen was one of these. ❋ Margaret (1891)

I use the word aristocratic, for want of a better term. ❋ Joseph Conrad (1890)

The men, understanding his reference to the avidity with which certain English aristocratic scandals had been lately seized upon by the French papers, laughed out -- so did Lady Aubrey. ❋ Humphry Ward (1885)

That was the name aristocratic children gave their fathers, and it meant him alone, because the little girl resembled him and loved him better than she did any one else. ❋ Georg Ebers (1867)

I hope there is no [reincarnation]. I wouldn't like to become the dog of those [aristocrats] living [next door]. ❋ Lord Hoven (2008)

"That doesn't make any [fucking] [sense]. Why is 'the aristocrats' [funny]?" ❋ Shurloque Homnes (2005)

Charles is an aristocrat, [as is] [Camay] or [Camisole] or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects. ❋ Cactuscat (2006)

Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a [talent agency] wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then [fuck my mother] and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the [blood orgy] and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we [dump it in] a [kiddy pool] full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then [jump in the pool] and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagher style. We [take a bow] and leave." The Talent agent says: "Holy shit! whats the act called?" the family replies: " The Aristocrats!".......Try and get to sleep tonight now! ❋ The Guy With The Face. (2006)

Police (a.k.a the "Agent") :"Sir, you have killed innocent people, [held hostage] several others and have robbed 3 liquour stores after which you went on a drunk rampage and raped an [small girl]. What do you have to say for yourself?" Person : [The Aristocrats]. ❋ Drebinthebiratepoberts (2016)

"Did you see that new [documentary] about [the Aristocrats]? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire [universe]!" ❋ Gooseberry107 (2006)

Look at that aristocrat, his lavish clothes and massive [estate] are oh so [snobbish]! The Magalonas, The Yulos, The Ayalas, and The Zobels are notable descendant families of Filipino [aristocrats]. ❋ Frankie-G (2007)

........[I don't] [get it]. ❋ Eman (2005)

So, a family goes in to a [talent scout] asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK. The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, [vaginal juices], vomit, hair, spit, [earwax], mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin. You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on... When asked what they call the act, the father responds, "The Aristocrats!" ❋ Aaron (2006)

I drank that [first sip] of [Aristocrat] and almost threw up, cuz it was [so nasty]! ❋ Like2party (2010)

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