Aristocratical

It must be an aristocracy too of the most dangerous kind, for it will consist of strangers and of those few of our youth, whose parents are able to bear the expense of education, in what the Citizen no doubt calls aristocratical countries. ❋ Unknown (1805)

Into this "aristocratical" set I was now regularly introduced. ❋ James Fenimore Cooper (1820)

-- E.] [Footnote 314: It will be seen in other voyages, that the Malays, who are widely diffused over the Indian archipelago, often live under a kind of aristocratical republican government; even where they are subjected to kings, partaking much of the feudal semblance. ❋ Robert Kerr (1784)

In the same vein, “Cassandra” warned of “an aristocratical junto” that was “straining every nerve to frustrate our virtuous endeavors and to make the common and middle class of people their beasts of burden.” ❋ Charles Rappleye (2010)

“This is holding out an aristocratical idea,” Smilie declared. ❋ Charles Rappleye (2010)

Murkowski, he said, was "part of the ruling class, the aristocratical leadership or lack thereof." ❋ Unknown (2010)

In the angry, dark days of the Revolution, and in the epochal political struggles that followed, the foes of Robert Morris denounced him as the leader of the “aristocratical” party, seeking to restore the social order that the American patriots had done so much to overturn. ❋ Charles Rappleye (2010)

Writing in the Providence Gazette, “A Freeholder” advised that passage of the impost would shred the protections of local rights embodied in the Articles of Confederation, “at once destroying all the liberties of the several states, reducing them to so many provinces of Congress, and tending to the establishment of an aristocratical or monarchial government.” ❋ Charles Rappleye (2010)

A rebellion leader urged others to join the fight against "all the machinations of those who are aiming to enslave and oppress us" and to strike down "that aristocratical principle too generally prevalent among the wealthy men of the state." ❋ Unknown (2008)

It is monarchical and aristocratical government only requires ignorance for its support. ” oops ❋ Unknown (2006)

It is monarchical and aristocratical government only requires ignorance for its support. ❋ Unknown (2006)

A pamphleteer, who called himself Honestus, asked, in 1786: “Can the monarchical and aristocratical institutions of England be consistent with … republican principles?” ❋ Lawrence M. Friedman (1985)

Such should conjugal love be, still the same, and as they are one flesh, so should they be of one mind, as in an aristocratical government, one consent, [4727] Geyron-like, coalescere in unum, have one heart in two bodies, will and nill the same. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I hope there is no [reincarnation]. I wouldn't like to become the dog of those [aristocrats] living [next door]. ❋ Lord Hoven (2008)

"That doesn't make any [fucking] [sense]. Why is 'the aristocrats' [funny]?" ❋ Shurloque Homnes (2005)

Charles is an aristocrat, [as is] [Camay] or [Camisole] or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects. ❋ Cactuscat (2006)

Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a [talent agency] wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then [fuck my mother] and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the [blood orgy] and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we [dump it in] a [kiddy pool] full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then [jump in the pool] and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagher style. We [take a bow] and leave." The Talent agent says: "Holy shit! whats the act called?" the family replies: " The Aristocrats!".......Try and get to sleep tonight now! ❋ The Guy With The Face. (2006)

Police (a.k.a the "Agent") :"Sir, you have killed innocent people, [held hostage] several others and have robbed 3 liquour stores after which you went on a drunk rampage and raped an [small girl]. What do you have to say for yourself?" Person : [The Aristocrats]. ❋ Drebinthebiratepoberts (2016)

"Did you see that new [documentary] about [the Aristocrats]? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire [universe]!" ❋ Gooseberry107 (2006)

Look at that aristocrat, his lavish clothes and massive [estate] are oh so [snobbish]! The Magalonas, The Yulos, The Ayalas, and The Zobels are notable descendant families of Filipino [aristocrats]. ❋ Frankie-G (2007)

........[I don't] [get it]. ❋ Eman (2005)

So, a family goes in to a [talent scout] asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK. The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, [vaginal juices], vomit, hair, spit, [earwax], mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin. You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on... When asked what they call the act, the father responds, "The Aristocrats!" ❋ Aaron (2006)

I drank that [first sip] of [Aristocrat] and almost threw up, cuz it was [so nasty]! ❋ Like2party (2010)