Assets

What do we mean by assets?

Something or someone of any value; any portion of one's property or effects so considered.

Any component, model, process or framework of value that can be leveraged or reused.

An intelligence asset.

(usually in the plural) The private parts; a woman's breasts or buttocks, or a man's genitalia.

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc. Urban Dictionary

To convert something into, or treat as as asset. Urban Dictionary

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job. After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever. Urban Dictionary

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set". Urban Dictionary

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group. 2. a CIA assassin Urban Dictionary

When your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall Urban Dictionary

A little miniature donkey. Urban Dictionary

When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons: 1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous 2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore. 3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget. 4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews. Urban Dictionary

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts Urban Dictionary

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to assets:
assets, assess, asset, asses, asserts, assents, bassets, tassets, assett, ossets, ashets.

Words that are triggered by (strongly associated with) the word assets:
liabilities, creditors, trillion, asset, billion, equity, bankruptcy, valued, investments, debts, frozen, loans, portfolio, securities, mortgage, debt, holdings, llc, cash, seized, deposits, transaction, savings, banking, invested, bonds, worth, investment, auction, pension, banks, net, bank, acquisition, funds, subsidiary, acquired, credit, fund, wealth, excess, sheet, entity, value, accounting, currency, financial, million, corporation, sale, shares, balance, trust, accounts, management, inc, branches, stock, ltd, transferred, ownership, insurance, employees, purchased, sold, capital, estate, tax, merger, company, corporate, intellectual, purchase, companies.

Words that rhyme with assets:
lets, begets, jets, sets, epithets, metz, vignettes, regrets, gets, sweats, mets, pets, debts, nets, bets, outlets, threats, cigarettes, getz, setts, silhouettes, vets, frets, gretz, fetz, minarets, stets, cassettes, soviets, cadets, duets, offsets, blue jets, tzetze, rosettes, bayonets, upsets, lorgnettes, whets, hetz, resets, letts, petz, handsets, statuettes, mindsets, inlets, fettes, betz, suffragettes, corvettes, betts, coronets, quartets, sunsets, brevets, retz, pipettes, baronets, falconets, headsets, brunettes, pirouettes, diskettes, kuznets, forgets, goetz, netz, quetsch, fretz, dragnets, netts, roulettes, videocassettes, bretz, rockettes, luncheonettes, cabernets, kmetz, metts, stetz, wetz, kretz, couchettes, getts, aerojets, bretts, greitz, harmetz, ketz, letz, nonjets, pletz, sassnets, swetz, twinjets.

Adjectives that are often used to describe assets:
total, other, fixed, current, financial, net, intangible, liquid, foreign, tangible, physical, valuable, real, personal, productive, corporate, term, specific, greatest, domestic, risky, monetary, depreciable, external, gross, quick, substantial, intellectual, available, lived, owned, sufficient, complementary, strategic, japanese, environmental, deferred, overseas, identifiable, durable, denominated, noncurrent, alternative, frozen, organizational, nonmonetary, developmental, hidden, fewer.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective assets:
approach, transaction.

Consonant match to assets:
asserts, oocytes, he sets, os its, us its, us seats, who cites, who sits.

Words that sound like assets:
assets, ascites, asset, asts, tassets, acids, facets, acis, acity, assis, asas, bassets, acit, absatz, ansatz, ass hat, ascots, assez, asshats, kassites, assess, acess, ists, upsets, cassettes, asserts, resets, ests, aset, easts, acetous, besets, ascents, offsets, aceto, osts, insets, assents, eset, acet, onsets, usts, ousts, acetose, oasts, tea sets, gesetz, esset, acid, asses, asad, acidy, agates, acide, asit, achates, acida, acics, acid house, acetize, as-is, asked, ants, acts, access, asks, ast, aunts, aspects, accents, casts, ats, accepts, assists, assed, abscess, acces, asus, asis, castes, absents, atz, ascus, asto, assayed, assays, abset, asaad, -osis, asds, asat, -ast, ansett, base hits, -esis, asnt, -osity, actes, atts, astis.