Assmunch

The most honest thing you could say, assmunch, is that you are a lying scumbag spoiled rich boy and your democratic opponents are wimpy wish washy flip floppers and none of you deserve the your elected titles. ❋ Ed (2005)

Maybe Clinton is too right wing, but I must say that the idea of vetting the Dem candidates with assmunch GOP blowhards and demagogues is a completely stupid idea. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I was at home, minding my own business, just living and letting live ... when the head nurse and assmunch started calling me repeatedly to ask me stupid questions. ❋ Wilberteets (2007)

Thank God the assmunch who posted the LiveJournal data hijacker (a.k.a. the "this is very interesting" post) wasn't terribly bright. ❋ Unknown (2004)

I gave my direct boss everything he needed to humiliate the assmunch with some hard core facts. ❋ Wilberteets (2006)

I also uncovered a big lie that was told to us by the collectively hated assmunch that calls himself the COO of our company. ❋ Wilberteets (2006)

So this assmunch has decided that he can go back 4 months and disallow my expenses over some technicality that he invented for the purpose of dodging their legitimate debt. ❋ Wilberteets (2006)

I mean seriously, other people like to get online using your signal, assmunch! ❋ Dragonwench (2006)

Watching that assmunch in the post-game press conference provided psychological insight into the face of a modern-day Narcissus so fixated on his own success that he can barely provide room for the rest of the world. ❋ Unknown (2004)

If you’re not pretending to be something you’re not, next time you want to assign homework, assmunch, try a disclaimer. ❋ Unknown (2006)

it took the guy at [the sandwich] shop [20 minutes] to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but [c'mon], 20 minutes? fuck that. ❋ Viktor II (2007)

"[OMFG] NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN [ASSMUNCH]!!11!" "hello [assmunch]" "haha, [Fin] is such an assmunch" ❋ Lawzer (2005)

[Richard] is an assmunch. ❋ Saint Shaggy (2002)

That [wife beater] Joe Cicatello is such [an ass] [muncher] ❋ Vivien (2005)

[Look at that] [dude's] hair. He looks like a [total] assmunch ❋ K-$$$ (2003)

mike: i have to go to work today. john: [oh really]? what do you do. mike: i [munch] asses. john: oh so your an [assmuncher]? mike: yup. ❋ Imammesofuckyou (2009)

This assmunch [wont] stop [coming up] to me and talking to me ....I think he [has it] bad for me . ❋ Silveradoboyjoe (2010)

That fucking, assmuncher just [ran] [a red] light and [cut me off]. ❋ El Diablo (2004)

James just [bit] [my ass], i think it left [a mark]. What an assmuncher! ❋ Nonassmuncher (2009)

"Yo, stop being an [assmuncher] and [enjoy] [the party]." ❋ Wildboyo (2021)