Astrology

Word ASTROLOGY
Character 9
Hyphenation as trol o gy
Pronunciations /əˈstɹɒlədʒi/

Definitions and meanings of "Astrology"

What do we mean by astrology?

The study of the positions and motions of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs. noun

Astronomy. noun

The science or doctrine of the stars; practical astronomy; astronomy in its earliest form. noun

An old name for the plant bistort, Polygonum Bistorta. noun

That branch of astrology which professes to predict natural effects, as changes of the weather, winds, storms, etc. noun

In its etymological signification, the science of the stars; among the ancients, synonymous with astronomy; subsequently, the art of judging of the influences of the stars upon human affairs, and of foretelling events by their position and aspects. noun

The study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies and their supposed influence on human affairs. noun

A pseudoscience claiming divination by the positions of the planets and sun and moon noun

Divination about human affairs or natural phenomena from the relative positions of celestial bodies.

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe. Urban Dictionary

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky. Urban Dictionary

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky. An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up. Urban Dictionary

Bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?) Urban Dictionary

Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Of course you will not find all of these threads marked on a single tapestry in the newspaper. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time. The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, or Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is supposed to be more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other. Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded. Urban Dictionary

Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time. The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, and Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other. Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded. Urban Dictionary

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people. Urban Dictionary

Bullshit Urban Dictionary

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say. Urban Dictionary

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks. Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events. In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit. Urban Dictionary

Synonyms and Antonyms for Astrology

The word "astrology" in example sentences

As a wry aside: The Heretic, if you place any credence in astrology, is most likely a Libra. ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

The word astrology comes from astro and logos, literally meaning the language of the stars. ❋ Michelle Karén (2008)

The history and geography of the world were familiar to his memory: the lives of the heroes of the East, perhaps of the West, 6 excited his emulation: his skill in astrology is excused by the folly of the times, and supposes some rudiments of mathematical science; and a profane taste for the arts is betrayed in his liberal invitation and reward of the painters of ❋ Unknown (1206)

Interestingly, such predictions are the common norm in astrology, which are based on feeble myths and supernatural stories. ❋ PhD Santhosh Mathew (2010)

Oh wow, you sound like an ancient scientist saying "you think your puny little scientific laws are right, and you presume to say that my astrology is bogus." ❋ Unknown (2009)

Consider the answer Behe provided to this question about the scientific allies of intelligent design posed by ACLU attorney Eric Rothschild: "But you are clear, under your definition, the definition that sweeps in intelligent design, astrology is also a scientific theory, correct?" ❋ Ph.D. Michael Zimmerman (2010)

So astrology is a bit like that - it's a fictional construct, but a useful tool to help us understand ourselves a little better. ❋ Lili (2009)

It was only after my son was born and I had a friend who was interested in astrology, especially the influence of the moon, that I got to understand better about the cycles of the moon and those horse stud calendars all made more sense to me. ❋ Unknown (2009)

As we already know astrology is wrong, there's no need to get it right, is there? ❋ Unknown (2009)

TomG: You're saying that Michael Behe believes astrology is a science. ❋ Unknown (2009)

She believes in astrology, blaming or praising May and me for one thing or another because we were born in the Year of the Sheep and the Year of the Dragon, respectively. next » ❋ Unknown (2009)

You're saying that Michael Behe believes astrology is a science. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I have to admit, the equation of global warming denialism to astrology is quite apt. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Q But you are clear, under your definition, the definition that sweeps in intelligent design, astrology is also a scientific theory, correct? ❋ Unknown (2009)

1- "Okay, here's your [horoscope]. You will [get a raise] at the end of the year. Wow! Look! [Astrology] signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!" 2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you." ❋ 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 (2010)

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a [Libra]! Person 2: [Astrology] is fake. Person 1: Astrology is not fake. Person 2: [You're an idiot]. ❋ Cyberphonic (2011)

❋ Hippy On A Bicycle (2003)

Girl: OMG, he's an [aries] Boy: [Stfu] u astrology [mf] now you seem less and less attractive ❋ SalKhan (2023)

http://www.astrologyzine.com/ what-do-skeptics-say- about-astrology-1.[shtml] In this link here you will [see to] a better end because all the personal attacks and opinions are out of the way. Ignorance is like a poison, in which it spreads. This is no [advertisement], it is not my site. But for your information. ❋ Majestic Maze (2007)

http://www.astrologyzine.com/ what-do-skeptics-say- about-astrology-1.[shtml] In this link here you will see all the [babble] and ignorant jokes are over. You can read and continue to think, or read and realize. This is no [advertisement], but for your information. ❋ Majestic Maze (2007)

Astrology lover: WhEn Is [YoUr BiRtHdAy]? [Normal person]: November the- Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A [sCoRpIo] GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1! Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you? ❋ Akt858 (2020)

Astrology is [bullshit] ❋ Yaboilongdong (2019)

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please [take me back]! No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an [absolute cunt]. Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate. Guy with brain; [Ight Imma head out] (leaves date) Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok! ❋ Justaguy31 (2021)

Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s [Mercury retrograde] rn Intellectual: I could not care less about your [astrology] bullshit idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have [bad luck] intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school ❋ Esrioas (2018)

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