Baby Machine

If I had a baby-machine in my tummy, I would have been MUCH more careful about who I had sex with, I promise you. ❋ Steven Barnes (2009)

Could we build a "baby-machine", a machine that will gradually learn more by itself? ❋ Bill Kerr (2008)

Maybe I wasn't paying attention, which is possible, but I hope that Caprica isn't their baby-machine capital. ❋ Scifirantergirl (2005)

I am a smart, educated woman, not some baby-machine Maury Povich guest! ❋ Unknown (2005)

You people can't do this to me over some snowbilly baby-machine out of a Coen Brothers movie ❋ Unknown (2008)

I'm inclined to expect the latter, seeing as how the Pope, going back a ways, decreed sex for procreation as the only sanctioned sex and the Church has since tended to only incorporate those portions of scientific thought which can be bent to such a purpose, e.g., the scientific knowledge of existence of micro-scopic items and their functions so as to allow conception to be set at breach of the egg wall rather than moment of ejaculation into the baby-machine. ❋ Unknown (2006)

For some reason, in America it’s the hate-filled Christian rightwing baby-machine fascists who drop billions on funding hospitals. ❋ Unknown (2005)

1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. [Use a condom]! 2. You better [dump] that baby machine, before [you knock] her up. 3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again! ❋ Rook's Buddy (2010)

[Susan] is [in the family way] again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby [pooching] machine. ❋ 00NKB6211289 (2009)

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo [Yanagisawa], said that: "Because the number of [baby making machines] and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best [per head]." ❋ Edmund Dorf (2007)

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now [all the sudden] need to pick up [my kids]. 2.) Once again the baby mama machine is [monitoring] me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to. ❋ You Seen It Here First (2008)

Dude: Check out that Chick [in the Corner]. Other Dude: Shes [Fucking Hot]. Dude: Im going to make her [Pull the trigger] on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun. ❋ Twitch0601 (2010)

losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors" winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!" losing team: "didn't you [get the memo]?" winning team: "your idiots!" (round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW former losing team: "[FAX MACHINE] BABY!" new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!" winners: "you just got faxed. [Shwow] Shwow Shwow!" losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback. ❋ MATCHES007 (2007)