Baffed

Ai needit quaitawhile to faind out taht dem purannosaurus fwont leg on ze left of da pikshurr akshully iz dem kitteh baffed back leg… ❋ Unknown (2010)

Anywayz, I lubz dis evenz doe de kitteh iz baffed n wetz. ❋ Unknown (2010)

September 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm ooh, yesh, teh kitteh bafs. i tryz to avoyd baffing kittehs, but right after we gotteh kumo-kitteh him gotted in a fite wif nayborhud bully cat an gotted cat poo an spray all ober him. iz no wurds to deskrib teh smell an pleh. so we baffed him tehn. him wuz not happy, but ifinkso him wuz glad to getting teh Bad Cat Poo off ob him. ❋ Unknown (2009)

June 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm an i dont fink tehr iz much ob anyfing yukkier tahn poo miksded wif cat spray frum teh bully cat taht comes arownd an tryes to take over teh territory. pleh stinky ew ew ew. happened to Kumo, an iz teh furst time i ever baffed a cat. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai had Petey baffed when himz adoptified us caus da testeronee and stinkee frum libben outside. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I took him home and baffed him this was California, fleeas and poison oak ebberywhere, so baff was needed, and he was sooooo smug and happy over his adbenchur. ❋ Unknown (2009)

July 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm apparently so, tahts why kittehs shuld only ever be baffed by lissensed vet teks. *humunjus eyeroll* ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kittehz shud ownlee be baffed 4 eggsepshunul reezuns. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I scanned this version from Written in the Skin: A Poetic Response to AIDS edited by Rob McLennan, one of the best of our uppin'-comers, IMO; he's got a blog, too; but, I'm baffed and wanna go talk Whitman and Dickinson with Art; so, pls, forgive yours truliously. ❋ Judith Fitzgerald (2008)

No be only dove washed with milk..na tolo tolo baffed with yoghurt... ❋ Princesa (2007)