Bagels

Or if you decide to bring in bagels one morning for fellow office workers — something you never would have dreamed of doing when you bought just three or four of them at a time? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Spending $20 to ship $12 worth of bagels is just goofy. ❋ Unknown (2007)

For the record (I know everyone was on the edge of their resepective seats), Pete did indeed bring in bagels today. ❋ Unknown (2005)

When Sara and I came back from New York, I'd brought him some cinnamon raisin bagels, and then dashed across town to hand them off to him (even though he was in a meeting, and couldn't chat) while they were still fresh. ❋ Desayunoencama (2004)

Every Wednesday at work, they bring in bagels and cream cheese, several types of each ... and the floor descends on them like vultures. ❋ Priestofcards (2001)

On the bright side, that means I don’t need to bring in bagels this week. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Well, the truth be told, it is a bit of a squeeze finding a spot on our downsized coffee table for the coffee pot and that big fat newspaper, especially if the idea of bagels and cream cheese enters the picture. ❋ Jack Canfield (2010)

PRobably same person that called the bagels from Sheetz "Schmegles". ❋ Unknown (2010)

The bagels were a huge hit, too, and the strawberry cream cheese on the plain bagel was the most popular, fyi. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Their light salads, hearty soups, delicious sandwiches, freshly baked bread and pastries, and of course their bagels were a quick hit with Central Florida customers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Customers may return recalled bagels and bialys to Wegmans for a full refund and should contact Wegmans Consumer Affairs Department at 585-464-4760 (in Rochester) or toll free at 1 ❋ Unknown (2008)

The recalled bagels and bialys were sold between Aug. 24 and Sept. 9 this year in Wegmans 'stores in New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia and Maryland. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wegmans recalls bagels, bialys due to choking risk ❋ Unknown (2008)

Because, you know, so many round, roll-like products are called bagels nowadays that the word has all but lost its meaning. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Just prior to our report on the recalled bagels and bialys, we reported that the Nestle Prepared Foods Company recalled over 200,000 pounds of its Hot Pocket Pizza Sandwiches because they contained small pieces of hard, red plastic and other foreign materials, including a clear, flexible, rubber-like material that splintered off of a testing device during processing. ❋ Unknown (2008)

not only are the buritos epic out here?... but the bagels are the best? ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)

If Dunkin 'Donuts can sell these "bagels" more power to them (but let's just say if it's round and has a hole in it, that doesn't necessarily mean Dunkin' Donuts will be good at making it). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Link | January 17th, 2007 at 1:10 am nick wrote, what about items of different sizes wishing to be toasted, such as bagels or poptarts ❋ Unknown (2007)

mr.[stinky] whom likes bagels is [Gary Coleman] in [disguise] ❋ Gary Coleman; Charles (2004)

person 1 - "Hey [are we] still [going to eat] bagels [after school]?" person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!" ❋ Kobie Bananas (2010)

"[snap] yo [BAGELS]" "i know you love my [bagels]" "you are a [bagel] lover" ❋ Mayor Oh (2006)

Person A: Did you see that [shot] [Kobe] hit last night? [Person B]: Yeah, it was bagels. ❋ MarkLerret (2009)

[Toma] : "Alright guys I'm out...peace [BAGELS] [Matty] D: "Make it an Onion!" ❋ Mt. Sinai (2006)

oh my [good look] at ms. [connies] bagels! they are practically in her [oven]! ❋ Hot Cheetos (2013)

[-ey] did you get some bagels last night? +yeah [cuh]. [cream cheese] and alllll! ❋ K-deezie (2008)

person 1: [oh] [free] bagelsperson 2: no [don]... ❋ That Boi From School (2019)

[What is this] bagels? ([What is this shit]?) [Oh noes] teh bagels! ❋ Nate Nieslen (2007)

"You should [buy a] [bagel] instead of using [urban dictionary]" ❋ Lilbeanbagel (2021)