Bandsaw

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A powered saw whose blade is a continuous band of metal with teeth along one edge.

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim. First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket. Urban Dictionary

The act of shitting through a g-string (thong-type underwear) resulting in the production of two hemispheric fecal shafts. Urban Dictionary

A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet. Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve. Urban Dictionary

1.)Secret language developed in 1990 consisting of total nonsense. Chris and Martin came up with it as a clever way to confuse elderly instructors at RHS. 2.)Game of- The game of bandsaw is to bandsaw (speak nonsense) to someone and the first word out of their mouth must be "what" for you to "win" or "get them" Urban Dictionary

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To take one's virginity Urban Dictionary

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to bandsaw:
bandsaw, handsaw, band saw, band-saw, bansaw.

Words that are triggered by (strongly associated with) the word bandsaw:
blades, blade, cutting, machines, mill, wood, cut, saw, box, machine, metal, band, long.

Words that rhyme with bandsaw:
band saw, hand saw, command saw, ferdinand saw, land saw, rand saw.

Adjectives that are often used to describe bandsaw:
small, large, cutting, horizontal, used, wide, first, vertical, average, narrow, big, inch, next, new, great, grade, industrial, old, ordinary.

Consonant match to bandsaw:
band saw, band c, band see.

Words that sound like bandsaw:
bandsaw, band saw, handsaw, hand saw, bands, bando, bandy, banda, bandeau, bandi, bandai, bantz, bande, bone saw, bandie, bandeaux, bandies, bandes, bandeaus, band, bandit, bounds, bonds, banned, bends, bouncy, bundy, bendy, binds, bandaid, bonsai, bunts, banded, banta, bents, band-aid, bondi, bindi, band aid, banding, bantu, bander, bondo, bondy, bindy, bandon, bunds, benda, boundy, bunda, bandera, bundi, bandar, banty, bonda, banis, bandle, bindu, banus, bandel, bandag, binda, bandied, bhindi, bandung, bints, benday, bindo, bandh, bonsu, buendia, bamse, bandog, banti, bonasa, bandier, bandal, bundu, pants, panda, pandy, pants off, pansa, pandu, handsaws, badshah, bindaas, baddie, bads, baddy, bana, bance, banas, bamd, badie, and so, banausic, bad seed, bad day, bad show.