Baptiste

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A Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch. The male version of an Elinor. Urban Dictionary

The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays. Urban Dictionary

Part of a Christian movement relating to protestant Christianity. Baptist emphasise Believers Baptism, ie accepting God as saviour and Lord and being dunked in a pool of water in front of hundreds of people. In the late 1990s, there were about 43 million Baptists worldwide with about 33 million in the United States. Baptists often form working groups, ie Southern Baptist Alliance, to support each other. There is also a Baptist World Alliance which is chaired by Rev. David Coffey Urban Dictionary

A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard Urban Dictionary

A protestant denomination which bileves in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, through faith and not works. Baptist bileve in baptism by submersion, and they take The Great Commission very seriously. Urban Dictionary

A variation of the Christian religion, it is common in the United States in an area known as the Bible Belt, which covers all of the Deep South. Baptists claim that they are the original church, started by John the Baptist, but this is untrue. The Baptist religion, like all other variations of Christianity, exists only because of Martin Luther, who instituted the much needed Reformation during a time of great corruption in the Catholic Church. Baptists beleive that heaven is reached through, of course, baptism, and deep faith in Jesus Christ. They are know for their aggressive recruiting of new followers and almost militant approach to people who challenge their beleifs or do not fit their ideals. They are almost competitive with other religions in their attempts to gain followers. Their Churches are usually large and impressive, and the bigger ones are well funded, or privately owned. Baptist children will ask you if you beleive in Jesus Christ, and may tell you that you are going to Hell if you say no. They tend to completely accept their parents opinions without question. And discussion with a Baptist about religion will most likely turn into an arguement about the fate of your soul, who will probably be heading downstairs, in their opinion. Baptists also tend to make a great fuss about such topics as birth control, abortion, war, and the death penalty. They usually refuse to hear anyone else's veiwpoint on these issues and will frequently use the name of God to justify their ignorant opinions. They tend to be hypocritical on these issues and become flustered when proven wrong. Urban Dictionary

Baptists are a very closed minded group of religious zealots that give virtually no respect to those that disagree with their beliefs. Basically the Christian equivalent of a muslim terrorist, the members of this faith, especially of more fundamental sects, boycott the expansion of human knowledge when not in relation to religious beliefs. They take the bible literally to an extreme extent, and destroy the once good name that Christianity held. They justify themselves by claiming to be the only true followers of Christ. They favor extreme faith over logic, and border insanity. Many Baptists throughout time can be seen committing violent acts, such as the Westboro Baptists, in relation to the boycott of American soldier funerals, and the extreme persecution and hatred of homosexuals, and Jews; basically everyone whos not a hard-core Baptist. Urban Dictionary

There are three main variations on Baptist. 1. The well adjusted baptist: Self explanitory. Lacks most of the defining characteristics of the other classes of Baptists. Well adjusted people who are pretty intelligent and usually rather proficiant in debate. In my experience, these people are few and far between. Are also more open minded to issues like gay marriage and abortion. 2. The nearly-hardcore baptist: A watered down version of the hardcore baptist. Are close minded and stupid. Can be found in places similar to Ansley Park in Atlanta. Close minded as all get-out, but they're not the type of people to go bomb a clinic, mainly due to the concern that they might get the blood of a sinner on their khakis. 3. The hardcore baptist: Total fucking retards. Owe more to the backwoods rapist from "Deliverance" than John The Baptist. The type of person who WOULD bomb an abortion clinic. See the film "Jesus Camp" for more info on this class of baptist. Urban Dictionary

Right-wing christian wackballs who believe the bible is the literal word of god. there are many different kinds of baptist, all claiming that they are the true ones going to heaven, because they believe one minuscule detail that some other kind doesnt, and that other kind is going to hell. pretty messed up, but can be really nice people. don't get that the bible's stories can all be translated metaphorically to represent larger things in life. Urban Dictionary

A Baptiste is the kind of person who seems scrary ass hell at first look cause off his physical capacities ans his dirty look but you can always trust a Baptiste. But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want . But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime. Urban Dictionary

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The word "baptiste" in example sentences

Jan Mowbray jean-baptiste Colbert jobs land use leadership leavenworth ❋ Unknown (2009)

In the meantime, let's be ever so grateful that the stimulus has "saved" millions of jobs! david baptiste ❋ Unknown (2009)

That victory for baptiste has moved England to the top of the athletics medals table. ❋ Scott Anthony (2010)

I'm a pastor who once helped implanter une église baptiste en Bretagne (bizarre, non?). ❋ Unknown (2008)

I'm a pastor who once helped implanter une église baptiste en Bretagne bizarre, non? ❋ Unknown (2008)

And Dennis stands up and say loudly "My name is jean-baptiste!" and we'd break ribs laughing well, I WAS fifteen you know ❋ Minzo (2005)

Elle sement a tous potaiges et les fault faire seicher enuiron la sainct Jehan baptiste. ❋ Wheaton Barbara Ketcham (1983)

[my boyfriend] is such a Baptiste, [i swear] it's [amazing] ❋ Handlecakes (2016)

I'd love to live in a city not [run by] [Baptists] so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy [liquor]. ❋ Floodland (2007)

He is [part] of the [Baptist] [family] ❋ David Bunce (2005)

Q. What religion are you, [Reformed] Baptist? A. No, they're going to Hell([tm]). I'm a Sovergn [Grace] Baptist. ❋ Cuntoleezza Rice (2006)

[A person] who is a [member] of the baptist [denomination] ❋ UOE (2007)

Baptist: Accept Jesus into your heart as your savior!! Some Guy: Bitch, I'm Catholic. Baptist: Let's bomb an abortion clinic and then go kill those [heretics] in Iraq! Some Guy: Whatever happened to 'Thou [shalt] not kill?' Baptist: Let's pass a law against birth control and abortion! Some Girl: So... what are you gonna do if you daughter gets pregnant? Baptist: Oh, well, we'll have the doctor take care of it. Some Girl: That's [not gonna happen] if birht control is ILLEGAL. Idiot. Baptist: ... You're going to hell. ❋ Zombie Girl (2006)

From a Baptists eyes: "If that boy ain't of [Baptist] [faith] I don't want him anywhere near [my home]" From normal eyes: "I support the expansion of the human mind and of science and all that is logic." ❋ Lucas Auraleus, The Chode (2006)

1. A friend of mine is baptist. Doesn't mind that I'm open to all genders, and understands the need for abortion to be legal. He is a well adjusted baptist. 2. The people on my swim team. Reguraly ridicule me for being liberal, and refuse to come into contact with me, as they think I have some disease. They are semi-hardcore [baptists]. 3. The people who beat me up at a wrestling meet for saying [evelution] is more convincing than [creationism]. One of their moms later threatened me, too. ❋ Mr.knowitall (2007)

[Baptist]: "well, in the bible, some children are stoned to death because they [disobey] their orders, so i guess we should all stone jimmy for forgetting to do [the kitty] litter last night..." ❋ Al Tyryklyvay (2008)

Girl : My men is a Baptiste i'm so lucky Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable Girl : [Yeah but] enven if they hurt [peapole] it's for they own good ❋ Heheman (2019)

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