Baptizes

Rather than talk about it, the oldest way baptizes you in its current. ❋ PhD Bradford Keeney (2010)

Buddle baptizes Christopher Bearce, far right, and two friends before they leave for boot camp after joining the Marines. ❋ Unknown (2010)

By His power He is present in the sacraments, so that when a man baptizes it is really Christ Himself who baptizes (21). ❋ Unknown (2009)

I'm too concerned that every nuanced exposition of the subordinate role of women runs contrary to everything that seems plain and clear to me about the Gospel, and, worse, that it in small or big ways baptizes a world culture that continues to oppress women simply because they are not men. ❋ Christopher Cocca (2011)

Theistic evolution takes the Darwinian of the biological world and baptizes it, identifying this picture with the way God created life. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The book has four narrators, including the minister who baptizes the woman on the very Sunday she will be murdered; the state's attorney who is investigating what she believes is a double homicide; the woman's 15-year-old daughter, now an orphan; and the author of wildly successful books about angels, who is herself the daughter of a domestic abuse cataclysm. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It is surprising to have a member of a church that baptizes dead people by the hundreds of thousands by proxy without anyone's consent, worrying about "collectivism" as distinguished from "individual salvation" and deciding what is and is not a "perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ as most Christians know it." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Using genealogy records, the church also baptizes people who have died from all over the world and from different religions. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The revolution devours its children, but first it baptizes them. ❋ David McDuff (2009)

They won't appreciate the idea that their bishop is teaming up with an institution that, among other things, baptizes dead people into their faith. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The real danger of religion in politics is not the relationship as such, but the stubborn and immovable mind set that baptizes political interests as authorized by God -- the merits of which interests then become absolute, and therefore immune from rational debate. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Robert Duvall captures this self-selection process brilliantly in his movie: he baptizes himself alone in a river and emerges to declare himself "" The Apostle. '' ❋ Unknown (2008)

Doubtless, the Pope baptizes no one, obscure or famous, during the Easter Vigil accidentally. ❋ Unknown (2008)

As John baptizes, the heavens open and the Father testifies to the Son. ❋ Fred (2008)

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over [Dwight Howard] Ben: Yea....except [for Kobe] [Bryant] Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker ❋ Dimitrios G (2009)

[You should] [baptize] that before you [light it up]. ❋ Phia (2005)

OMG, [Brian] [Moorman] just got baptized by [Sean Taylor] ❋ SLAWSSEWEE (2007)

Man that [bitched] [baptized] me [last night] ❋ Bigg Maine (2006)

"yo, let's smoke a joint" "[baptize] it [thirst man]" "[aite]" ❋ Unowned (2005)

I just [baptized] that [bisha]! Did you [baptize] that Jew? Yeah, he's dead. ❋ Hairy Piper (2009)

[I see that] this [Whisky] has been baptized, [and that] well! ❋ Bob Prochko (2005)

Did you see [Joe] [dunk] all over [Nick]. Nick got baptized. ❋ Zag (2004)

Be sure to baptize that [gin] before you put [the bottle] [on the shelf]! ❋ Bob Prochko (2005)

Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1! Dave: Woohoo! Carl: Look how much water is in my sack! Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard! Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard. Dave: Alright [here goes nothing]. Carl: [Im getting hard] too now hahaha! *splash* Joe: ahhhh! [The power of christ] compels me! ❋ Nohomo69 (2015)