Barfs

Mai kittehs luk like dey sleeps, but I nos dat dey be working out da speshul plans to place the barfs were my feets going to be walking. ❋ Unknown (2008)

How are we going to post those URLs that have parens or other characters the [URL] BBCode tag barfs on? ❋ Unknown (2010)

RantingTommy says: the bubbling babbling bimbo barfs up bland base batter but better biggen her bonnet to bamboozle the billybobs ❋ Unknown (2010)

“I am a manager, not a leader” – What a truly startling admission and a soul destroying comment for the “newest products of the modern promotion process” (barfs repeatedly!!) to make. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2010)

April 18, 2010 at 11:34 am pleeze — donut tawk sew loudz. mai hed iz spinnin. *barfs* oopz sawri. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I can't get at any of y web mail accounts (Yahoo or Gmail) -- it show about tenth of the screen and barfs on a lot of sites. ❋ Ceciliatan (2008)

And if a virtual machine crashes, that doesn't affect other VMs; with Terminal Services, that single instance of Windows is going to bring down every connected user when it barfs. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I laughed, I cried, I puked…well I better go straighten myself up now..if this sells i will eat my cats next hairball that she barfs up ❋ Unknown (2010)

Question: How many laps can Coach make Kelly Quinn run before she barfs? ❋ Cindy Callaghan (2010)

The penis is evil, Zardoz says in a booming voice, and then barfs out a cornucopia of firearms for his worshippers to go forth and kill with. ❋ Unknown (2008)

*ScooterP duz not wanna be teh wun tew pick up teh peetsa barfs…* ❋ Unknown (2009)

August 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm noh noh noh…dey getz stuk inna da trote an maeks da gaggggggg den da barfs…ewwwww ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's like when you settle down with a cup of hot chocolate to read a book and the dog prances in and barfs up hell-knows-what on the carpet. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

Mmm….dis will maek pritty barfs in dah libbing rum….mama be happee wif meez! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yah but ebbreeboddy noes that wen kittehs barfs, itz gotta be on teh carpetz… old kitteh hoem remediez. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Because they don't want to look like Yahoo Answers, which has top stories about what to do when your cat barfs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Between the menacing acronym TARP and the gag-inducing Nadya Suleman AKA Octopussy, the latest credulity-straining events to occupy both ends of the cultural spectrum, we are still living in an Ian Fleming carny world and the always trusty media, ready to amass an unthinking crowd of agreeable consumers, barfs the data like a barker all over our passive punims. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But if Tiger does the right thing, and barfs up all his transgressions ASAP on "Oprah," or "60 Minutes" or whatever, in order to lessen the water torture effect of (whistle) blowers tattling to the TMZ and US Weeklys of the world, he can expect a Spitzer or Kobe style comeback. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Lucky for the couch that Max turns white as a sheet before he barfs, so we had already covered it with towels. ❋ Kat (2009)

August 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm i agree with you but i have to ask: exactly how did you react when you found nude pics of your mom…. *barfs* ❋ Unknown (2009)