Bartends

We hang out at the bar that Will bartends and complain about our girlfriends or wives, I'm married, Theo's engaged and Will's divorced. ❋ Unknown (2010)

They started in New Orleans, where their mom bartends at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport, their brother cleans jets and their sister works at one of the airport's Haagen-Dazs stores. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Fritz bartends and I lean up against a post near the bathroom. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I have a good friend who still bartends and plays blues guitar in a band. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

He waits until nine to dress himself presentable and locks his front door while loathing the idea of the six block walk to the bar he bartends for. ❋ Youneverwin (2007)

Pam Ward bartends at The Sunset, a dimly lit beer joint in the one-highway town. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Then I convinced everyone to go over the The Dugout, this whole in the wall bar my roommate-to-be Christine bartends at. ❋ Bethany9 (2004)

But I had to go to the bar and make plans with Jeff who bartends during Friday happy hour. ❋ Badger (2002)

She was so stoned she actually lent me forty bucks and told me that The Carousel (where Rupert also bartends) is closing down due to shitty business, and that depressed me. ❋ Ellis, Bret Easton (1963)

Lavachek, who bartends at Sepia and Duchamp, decided tackle t... ❋ The Huffington Post News Editors (2011)

Lavachek, who bartends at Sepia and Duchamp, decided tackle the 1950's and 1960's-era contraption's 80 cocktail recipes--adding her own twist to each. ❋ The Huffington Post News Editors (2011)

Now, closing in on 50, he bartends part-time and, as Denise puts it, has generally "pursued a lifetime of abuse that could only come from a warped relationship with the future." ❋ Unknown (2011)

"Four or five years ago, when I was working in Kansas City, a good night would be $200, or $300 would be a great night," said Laura Hochman, who bartends at The Casbah Burger Stand and Johnny's Tavern in Lawrence. ❋ Unknown (2011)

"When you get into martinis or mixed drinks or cocktails or shots, that's taking me 5 or 6 minutes versus 5 seconds to open a beer," said Laura Hochman, who bartends at The Casbah Burger Stand and Johnny's Tavern in Lawrence. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Matt Wilson, who still bartends on nights he's not managing league play, brought the sport to his College St. abode. ❋ Katie Daubs (2011)

On Thursdays, Gregg's lovely wife Karen bartends to host Ladies 'Night. ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Bart]: Yo that [bartender] is [hella cute]! Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you! Bart: *dies* ❋ Deelioaddooliadoo (2020)

Drunk: [The Bartender] is [my best friend] Guy: [What the hell]? ❋ Anonymous (2004)

I am a [bartender], I [cure] [people's] problems ❋ T Dawggy Dawg (2011)

Friend: Did you see The Bartender? Me: Ya, I kinda stopped [breathing] when she smiled at me. She definitely [noticed]. [Oops]. ❋ RyanFNation (2018)

The [hardest] part of a [bartender's] [job] is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk ❋ Dictionnarian (2018)

Jeff was an amazing [IT Bartender] with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the [CFO] talking about the over budget spending. We're now all [on the same page] and know what to do. ❋ Jamels1 (2016)

1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club... 2. [The bartender] [served] [me 2] glasses of beer. ❋ What Am I Doing (2008)

Drunk: "You're hot." Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself." Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!" Bartender: politely smiles Drunk: "We should go out sometime." Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks [I like pussy]." (In other words: You are wasted, [I am sober], I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your [last resort] to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..) ❋ MamaG83 (2010)

"Matt [Carpenter] goes deep to lead [off the game]. Carlos [Beltran] wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH." ❋ Minor League Guy (2013)

I was bartendering and the [bartender] [TIPPED] me multiple times. I was bartendering and went home with a [stray] from the bar. I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride. ❋ Pandaisbartendering (2018)