Baseballs

I would strongly preferrer signed baseballs from the MLB. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"I know ballplayers today are a more intelligent group, and there probably are players who think they are chemists and can examine the rubber compositions in baseballs," Solomon says, "but the balls are no different. ❋ Unknown (2006)

As Sidearm Delivery kinda hints at, pitchbacks weren't very good for baseballs, which is probably why he hated his so much. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Eighteen stainless steel "baseballs" follow the theoretical model of the trajectory of a curving fast ball pitch. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The towns have also saved by bidding collectively for recreational equipment such as baseballs or athletic jerseys. ❋ Clifford Marks (2010)

The OD had bought a stand for hitting soft "baseballs" safe for kids, and we set that up for them. ❋ Papabear (2008)

They had just gotten their new Clammy Sosa costume and had requested a trap door in the mouth to spit items out, such as baseballs or gloves. ❋ Unknown (2002)

"The only market for those kind of baseballs would be if they are signed by the players," Lau said. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It can pitch a variety of balls such as baseballs, tennis balls, and rubber balls. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In a country whose status quo has been ineffectual for so long, people are eager and willing to embrace new ideas that go beyond making baseballs. ❋ Eric Sorensen (2011)

Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said Charles Samuels had been collecting jerseys, bats and baseballs—some autographed—for much of his 34 years with the team. ❋ Pervaiz Shallwani (2011)

Before he shot baseballs out of a Jugs machine for them to track down, he handed them a football. ❋ Unknown (2011)

My stomach filled with butterflies the size of baseballs. ❋ Kate Brian (2011)

CHICAGO Instead of swaying palm trees, the roar of 747s greeted baseballs ubiquitous managers Monday as they began entertainment for their annual meeting. ❋ Admin (2009)

In fact there was a time when all baseballs that wound up in the stands had to be returned to the field. ❋ Len Berman (2011)

Oh no, I need to stand up now but [havta] lose this [hard-on]. [Baseball baseball] ❋ JustAnotherPerson17 (2017)

[James Earl Jones] (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "[Field of Dreams]" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll [pass over] the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in [magic waters]. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a [blackboard], rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.” ❋ Daywalkz (2017)

[James Earl Jones] (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "[Field of Dreams]" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll [pass over] the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in [magic waters]. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a [blackboard], rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.” ❋ Daywalkz (2017)

[James Earl Jones] (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "[Field of Dreams]" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll [pass over] the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in [magic waters]. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a [blackboard], rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.” ❋ Daywalkz (2017)

[James Earl Jones] (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "[Field of Dreams]" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll [pass over] the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in [magic waters]. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a [blackboard], rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.” ❋ Daywalkz (2017)

I [wanted] to please [my wife], so I thought about [baseball]. ❋ Dalian (2006)

a fan was [struck] in the ass with a [baseball] and now has an [stretched out] rectum ❋ Jay (2003)

Ignorant baseball hater: Baseball is boring! [Ball fan]/player: Why do you say that! Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick! Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to [hit a 90] MPH [fast ball]? Ignorant baseball hater: No. Ball fan/player: I rest my case. ❋ BigD87 (2008)

[Jack]: "I played a little [baseball] last night." John: "Really? Did you make a [home run]?" ❋ GloriaSanchez84 (2008)

[The Washington] [Nationals] are a good [baseball] team. ❋ Ozzy The Gamer Dog (2020)