Beartrap

And other things, too .... stillsostrange's puppy, the beartrap, is a spiritual cousin of The Yellowdog. ❋ Stillsostrange (2009)

So the beartrap and I are curled up on the sofa, and I need to put some socks on, because the weather has finally turned from "June" to more properly a Southern spring. ❋ Stillsostrange (2009)

The beartrap: nothing says 'security' like a intruder trying to gnaw off his own leg. ❋ Nathreee (2010)

I'm safely in Texas, beset by stillsostrange and her couch and spouse and beartrap puppy and cats. ❋ Stillsostrange (2009)

You get the cookie and beartrap we will meet on 4chan! ❋ Unknown (2008)

However, when it comes to the housing market, the government puts our hand in a bear trap and then concludes that the wise thing to do is put the other hand in another beartrap. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Am I the only one paranoid enough to see the beartrap? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Anyone who walks into this little beartrap after having the trapper scream "Hey, there's a trap right there!" deserves what he gets. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Not that we know anything about Severance apart from having watched the trailer once, but it's safe to say that Severance does feature a man getting his leg snapped off by a beartrap before trying to cram it into a fridge. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The beartrap-like jaws flexed, teeth locking and unlocking with raspy clicks, like ceramic tiles being tapped against one another. ❋ Foster, Alan Dean (2004)

I don't WANT it, half the time ... but I see it happening, it's egotistical to say that, yes, but then I've been compared to a beartrap, to quicksand, to a pit viper, to a spider, to a hundred evil and mindless things but I swear I do have a mind ... it just is a poor one, malfunctioning. ❋ Jaxraven (2001)

He squeals like Celine Dion with her foot caught in a beartrap. ❋ Unclebob (2001)

"You can trust Gus not to stick the Government's foot into any beartrap, can't you?" ❋ Piper, H. Beam (1962)

Most disturbing of all, iRobot may be losing its beartrap grip on inventories, which grew nearly twice as fast as sales in Q3, up 38% year over year. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Oklahoma is better, Oklahoma State has the firepower and maturity to pull off a win over the Longhorns, unlike last year, and going to Missouri could be a beartrap if the Red River Rivalry doesn't go well. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Lady D gets into the spirit and pounces on a mushroom, and ends up getting caught in a beartrap or something. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Just under 1900 words, the shortest thing I’ve written that works as a story, though I’m afraid I’ve probably gone and stuck my foot into yet another beartrap. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Damn that beartrap [Kasie] made me [bleed]...[What a bitch]. ❋ C-Mac! (2005)

john- that girl we met is [pretty nice] brian- [yeah but] did you see that beartrap? [shits fucked] up ❋ Mett (2008)

beartraps [arent] that [funny]! ❋ Sammysox (2010)

I ended [up in] the [hospital] after I gave [Khaled's] mom a beartrap. ❋ Overneath! (2008)

I went to [slap] his ass, but then he ended up [beartrapping] me! That [bastard]! ❋ Simphd (2020)

girl:[ooo] [oooo] [oooooooo]! guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap! ❋ Changus (2008)

[One night], this girl and a guy got really [hot and heavy] and he totally beartrapped her because she's got a ring of [hickeys] around her neck. ❋ FuckingHipster (2010)

Watch where you [walk over] there man .He fucks big chicks so you might [step on] a [beartrap]. ❋ John Clam (2010)

[Damnit], i [keep] [falling for] these beartraps ❋ Fireishappening911 (2015)

Hey, did you hear Jimmy asked me to [prom]? Yeah, I totally [beartrap] -ped him into that. [Hahaha]. ❋ Coral McGrabbers (2011)