Beavers

Still, you have to recognize the idea of a pillow eaten by beavers is pretty cool. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And your boy is showing his true colors – already interested in beavers! ❋ Unknown (2009)

The instinct of beavers is to build dams; the instinct of humans is to build communication systems. ❋ Unknown (2002)

One from 2008 featured young starlets showing off their "beavers"--i.e., walking around carrying tree-gnawing aquatic rodents. ❋ Jeff Bercovici (2011)

This summer's theme was "beavers": 12 artists received an identical five foot tall beaver to paint as they saw fit. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Martens appear to be numerous, but beavers must be extremely rare, for we have discovered no traces whatever of their existence anywhere along our route, though innumerable small lakes and rivers, such as beavers frequent, are to be met with in every direction; but the country produces no food for them. ❋ John M'lean (N/A)

She is clothed with garments of beaver, Ardvi Sura Anahita; with the skin of thirty beavers, of those that bear four young ones, that are the finest kind of beavers; for the skin of the beaver that lives in water is the finest colored of all skins, and when worked at the right time it shines to the eye with full sheen of silver and gold. ❋ Charles Dudley Warner (1864)

These idols are hung round with amulets and votive offerings, such as beavers 'teeth, and bears' and eagles 'claws. ❋ Unknown (1836)

Although certain mammals such as beavers have been attributed as natural reservoirs of the parasite, some sources claim the seriousness of exposure in the wilderness to Giardia has been overemphasized, and more harm may come from bacteria. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He said that if trappers don't thin out populations for free, taxpayers will have to pay professional animal control officers to get rid of nuisance animals, such as beavers that cut down trees along the Greenbelt or in riverside neighborhoods. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Did you know that you can make 64 words from the 7 letters in "beavers"? ❋ Unknown (2009)

The mystery builders dubbed human "beavers" have been accused of "mass vandalism" by some after using sandbags and bricks to create a series of dams on the River Slea in Lincolnshire. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And therein lies the problem: there are simply too many beavers in Massachusetts ❋ Unknown (2009)

Now there's nothing physically wrong with their beavers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mary Hansen, a conservation agent from Maynard, said it starkly: “There are beavers everywhere.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

And when there's a beaver in every back yard then maybe the citizens of Massachusetts can convene an inter-species dialogue to address the issue, maybe organize a beaver-human roundtable discussion to give the beavers some birth-control options. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"I'll [do it] for beavers." ❋ Harmoniouschaos (2010)

[Party Goer] 1: Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!" Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!" Party Goer 1: Party Goer 2: All Other Party Goers: "[Wooooooo]!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2) Party Goer 2: Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!" Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!" Party Goer 2: Party Goer 3: All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while [snickering] and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame) Party Goer 3: ❋ GrownUpAssMan (2023)

Greg complimented his staff for [beavering] on the report and [having it] finished by the [deadline] ❋ Madtrapper (2011)

[That bitch] [got] a [hairy beaver]. ❋ Will Beaver (2003)

You've officially been [beaverized]. What does that mean?? To be blessed with my presence. [Take it like a man]/woman [absorb] the greatness. ❋ JustinBeaver (2010)

1. "We went on [a nature] walk, and saw a beaver swimming around the big [lodge] it had made." 2. "That chick I banged last night has a sweet beaver!" 3. "The Beavers put another car on top of [the dome] this morning..." ❋ Luna (2005)

Damn! That [beaver] can [take] some [wood]! ❋ Daytripa (2003)

He's [a straight] Beaver! [Mo Fo] [be up] all night doing that ❋ #Fuck FacE (2022)

Eddie: "Is that [beaver] a [Beaver]?" [Wally]: "Well, it's [orange and black]...." ❋ Connie Lingquist (2010)

Mary: It's time to [feed the beaver]!! John: Hang on [a sec], let me get the [lip balm]. ❋ Apocalyptimaniac (2005)