Beest

How beest thou on this summer day, with thy eyes sparkling like brackish moat water? ❋ Jodi Picoult (2011)

A pixie told me that thou beest my uncle, locked in a toad's body by the late King Nosch. ❋ Unknown (2010)

In "Orphan's Tales", the brave princes are often stupid, pretty princesses turn out to be half-monsters and your friend in need is the ugliest, most savage beest in the whole forest. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Roast beest be nachural fud fur carni… karne… meet-eeturs, nawt pinnygigs! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Iz becuz he spends awl teh munnies awn roast beest. ❋ Unknown (2009)

August 27, 2009 at 9:15 am mai kitteh HATES teh vacuum or ‘teh blak beest’ as wees callin it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

August 5, 2009 at 10:29 am dats whut I cawls him..a reel beest ov a boi,but soft as munkies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I am a wilde man, a beest with telescopic tweezers for fingers: I reach down into the drains and pick up your keys where you lost them: then I follow you home. ❋ Unknown (2009)

“A fawn is a miffical beest an u belong in teh booby hatch!” ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 11, 2008 at 6:21 am orfly tastee snaks peenut budder cukies qwik-cukin ham rosted beest s… ❋ Unknown (2008)

It be a bery hansumest beest wif wun pointy end onna hed. cweenmj says: ❋ Unknown (2008)

Der veri veri urliust ritings dat tawk ob teh number ob da beest dat still eggsist awl yewz 616, but naubodi iz tu shur iffen 616 caym furst ore iffen 616 adn 666 wur bofe da numbur at der saym thyme. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I think I kin *snikkr* control teh beest *snork, snerkel* until yoo is abel to defend yorself. *dissolves into laffter whyl lukkin away* ❋ Unknown (2008)

March 29, 2008 at 8:42 am nektureenz orijnz paiz,enny kine yu laik quincez roste beest, ooh, babeh, ona role heer. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai nebbur se mai kittehz x leik dat but awlmoast ebbree dai wen ai bring da dishez kinsey wil go wawk arownd in frunt ub arly b4 she goze tu hur bowl leik hed hur oaf at da pas. nasstee beest. ❋ Unknown (2008)

January 18, 2008 at 3:45 am annimal planut lyon beest…. ❋ Unknown (2008)