Berk

Byrne is a 'berk' living, high off the hog, in 'Berkland'. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Oh, get to work, you scrounging berk!" many viewers will scream. ❋ Unknown (2011)

And,and,and,and,all you can hope for,is some footage of a hapless berk of a shelf stacker,dumping a zillion bottles of zindfandel all over the floor of a convenience store. ❋ Unknown (2011)

It was a load of disappointingly patronising guff about how "woman is closer to the rhythms of Earth" and stuff like that, and it predisposed me against him as a bit of a sanctimonious berk. ❋ Unknown (2011)

There are also plenty of songs in which one could argue that the singer or narrator comes across as a bit of a berk. ❋ Unknown (2011)

However, just the thought of waking up, to find some Xbox-ing berk on the next pillow, asking if he can use the phone to tell his mum where he is, is surely enough to make the most voracious cougar want to retire quietly to the next room and hang herself with her support tights. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Mustnt you feel a berk if you had voted for any of the thieving plonkers! on March 24, 2009 at 8: 35 pm | Reply Jim ❋ Inspector Gadget (2009)

While Nicholson, the berk, has always relished the Postman gossip, Sutherland has staunchly denied the rumours and defended Christie. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Or course, berk is an Englishism, and there's no reason why you should be expected to recognize it. ❋ Peter Rozovsky (2010)

What's more he's a SILLY berk. have you heard the wishy-washy pretty-pretty sub-liberal hogwash he puts out as his beliefs? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Was there ever better proof that the wrong kit can mark you out as a complete berk at worst and a ski ingenue at best? ❋ Tina Gaudoin (2010)

Now, admittedly the thought of sitting through a seven-minute video of an unbearably smug man holding up his own concert to offer apologise for being a berk in front of a crowd of largely moronic females whose only real response is to scream every time he says the word ‘guitar’ might not appeal to you. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Alex Reid is such a pro-active berk, such a can-do bellend, such a hands-on clod of dimwitted scar tissue, that people will go out of their way not to vote for him this week. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For instance, Alex Reid is a berk, Nicola T is nice but dull and Stephen Baldwin is the stupidest man alive. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And even for those Yanks who might understand it, berk would hardly cover Mr Limbaugh. ❋ Peter Rozovsky (2010)

CDC Facts i.e. hand hygiene-Not Alcohol Hand Sanitizers by stu berk on Monday, Feb 16, 2009 at 1: 11: 25 PM ❋ Unknown (2009)

If like the old days you simply fell off a cycle because it was an accident, then all would be fine. it would make a great story and you would look a berk … end of. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2007)

Even cockneys knew that ‘berk’ in ‘berkshire’ was pronounced to rhyme with ‘mark’ rather than ‘work’. ❋ Alix Mortimer (2009)

LoVe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mlle kloé echolls j'espère réellement que ces photos sont juste là pour nous faire peur et que cala ne va jamais arriver!!!!!!!!!!!! piz et V? berk laissez moi vomir!!!! enfin bref vivement le 01/05 pour découvrir enfin la véritée!!!!!! ❋ Unknown (2007)

[why do] you [remind] me of a berk? ❋ Nike Seyopar (2016)

Your [a stupid] berk ❋ Anonymous (2003)

In [Sigil], the [berks] are killed [quickly]. ❋ Haer Dalis (2003)

[Damn] Globits! I [loves] [a bit] of bonkin'! BERRRRRRRRRK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE! ❋ Pete The Boss (2004)

[Oh that] [guys] a berk [for sure] ❋ The Big D (The Dick) (2019)

Person: Oh, [hi] [Berk]! Berk: :[omegalul]: ❋ DeLaKek (2018)

[Sickie] [burp] [bork] burp berk. ❋ Kirsto Higgalouise (2011)

mark: hey whys [that dog] [laying eggs]? [walker]: thats a chicken you berk. ❋ Flojomcfly (2009)

Person: Oh, [hi] [Berk]! Berk: :[omegalul]: ❋ DeLaKek (2018)

[Hey look] at [the nice] [piece] of Berke. ❋ TheKnowerOFEvErYTHing (2012)