Best Man

"We always have to do a romantic episode as a tie-in to the return of The Bachelor," explains Seamus, who hints Castle and Esposito may vie for best-man duties. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Justine's boor-of-a newly-minted husband Alexander Skarsgard, whose boyishness reminded me of Gael Garcia Bernal, ad-company schmear for boss and best-man ❋ Michael Vazquez (2012)

Anyone who's looked at the first draft of Prince Harry's best-man speech, of course, may already be ruing the day the Windsors were allowed such a free hand. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Only one black character -- the groom's best-friend/best-man -- but he gets to come on to Christine Baranski, and is the subject of her song "Does Your Mother Know" -- about the age difference, with no mention/attention paid to the interracial aspects of the relationship. ❋ Steven Barnes (2008)

Somewhere in there was a psychologically and climatologically miserable vacation in Paris, fun reacquainting myself after long hiatus with photography (thanks to my best-man Peter for the camera recommendation), baking lots of bread and two birthday cakes and eating about 343 meals at the hot bar at Whole Foods, Raleigh, probably breaking the state record, though we left before we could be officially credited. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The myth is that there is an umpteen month wait for reservations, but I called on a Wednesday afternoon, explained I was Bestfriend's best-man and would be flying into Chicago the following day and that, if we could, we would like to have dinner for two the following night, time of seating not being a concern. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Yeah, I see wedding bells in their future – maybe with Lori as maid-of-honor and Bolo as best-man. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Peter was disinvited to the wedding by his mother, and the best-man duties were taken over by another guest. ❋ Dunne, Dominick (1999)

Haliburton asked him if his grandfather was not _best-man_ when Denis married Agnes. ❋ Various (N/A)

Colonel Rolleston suddenly appeared and forbade the ceremony to proceed, while the bridegroom seemed to have changed into Fane, and Bertie, as best-man, slowly chanted -- ❋ Mrs. George Croft Huddleston (N/A)

It is unlucky for a "best-man" to have on a black coat at a marriage; it is an omen of evil to the bride and bridegroom. ❋ James Grant (N/A)

It is unlucky for a bridegroom to have for his "best-man" one who is not his blood relation. ❋ James Grant (N/A)

To it, the groom, his best-man, and the ushers went attired in blue coats, brass buttons, high white satin stocks, ruffled-bosomed shirts, figured satin waistcoats, silk stockings, and pumps. ❋ Arthur Bartlett Maurice (1909)

The gardens of the city's fashionable homes boasted no extensive circular fountains or artificial fishponds into which the best-man or the father of the bride-to-be could be flung as an artistic diversion. ❋ Arthur Bartlett Maurice (1909)

Garth was as anxious about his wedding garments, as Jane had been indifferent over hers; but he had so often been in requisition as best-man at town weddings, that Simpson had no difficulty in turning him out in the acme of correct bridal attire. ❋ Unknown (1909)

Dr. Rob, being the only available bachelor, did duty as best-man; Jane having stipulated that he should not be intrusted with the ring; her previous observations leading her to conclude that he would most probably slip it unconsciously on to his finger, and then search through all his own pockets and all Garth's, and begin taking up the church matting, before it occurred to him to look at his hand. ❋ Unknown (1909)

What do men do when they begin to see the gray hairs on their temples and when they have been best-man at twenty-three weddings, and are tired of being at christenings and buying rattles, and things at the club all taste exactly alike, and they have purchased ten different kinds of hair-tonic that it bores them to death to rub on the tops of their own heads? ❋ Maria Thompson Daviess (1898)

Being the best-man at the wedding is one of the honors that has come to Father. ❋ Maria Thompson Daviess (1898)

He was a clergyman, but a great naturalist, and he joined his friend in collecting, till one day there was a great festival, for an English gentleman was married to an English lady, a certain Mr Wilson coming up from Dindong to be best-man. ❋ George Manville Fenn (1870)

1) It would be an honor to be [your Best] man 2) [Gather] your Best man; we're off to find us [wenches], er...wives! ❋ Med3vil (2010)

Hey man, im throwing [a banger] next week, [wana] be [my best] man? Sure man, i'll supply the booze. ❋ Cypher456 (2011)

[Joseph] is [my best] man, why would you have anyone [else]. ❋ Ronnie_hotdog (2018)

Churc asked me to be her [Best Wo-Man]! [Fuck yea], I am so fucking [excited]! ❋ Alibeersmith_ (2016)

[My dog] [Biscuit] is a great dog. Truly [man's best friend]. ❋ Zoniax (2009)

Without [Man’s best friend] (vaginas) [reproduction] would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It [drove me] crazy. I almost failed my high school classes. ❋ Can't Deny The Truth (2019)

I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST [DOG IN] THE WORLD! She cuddles me if [I cry], when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her [chin on] my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend! ❋ My Dogs Are Cute! (2021)

[A woman's] [breasts] are [man's best friend]. ❋ Southern Threat (2020)

Next thing i know [Fido] is gargling my rocks while im [bustin] jism in my girl....damn that was [mans best ending]!!! ❋ UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 (2019)

[Christopher] [Bangchan], quite literally [the best man in the universe]!! ❋ Mickey!! (2023)