Biffy

The younger generation won’t want to go back; you think they’ll give up their Lexuses and cell phones to live in a place were the biffy is a bucket in the corner and the newest car in town is a 1959 Buick? ❋ Unknown (2006)

Once I had to drive the biffy truck that went under the plane where the toilets emptied. ❋ Susan Tepper (2011)

These, plus more in the future you can be your biffy, are from the generous folks over at Shutterstock. ❋ Unknown (2010)

OMJ you are so completely unbelievably lucky to have ur biffy a DAY before christmas!! ❋ Unknown (2008)

And yet, as the Faithful Correspondent noted, we peons still have to take off our shoes and endure long lines at the TSA checkpoints when we fly from Detroit to Toronto because, you know, it never occurs to Osama bin-Forgotten that he could really devastate the economy of two Western powers with a wad of C-4 strategically placed in the biffy at the Duty-Free Shop. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I'm not a complete Luddite, but I do believe that there's a time and a place for everything, and just because technology can provide us with the ability to talk on the phone and drive at the same time -- which, according to the people who keep track of such things, has caused a surge in traffic accidents -- or send e-mails while you're sitting on the biffy, it doesn't mean you should. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Note to self: Never have your photo taken on the biffy, not even as a joke, 'cause you never know when it's going to end up on a cake on somebody's hilarious blog, and be seen round the world... ❋ Jen (2009)

We stopped at a KFC (or PFK in French) for a biffy break and lunch, then proceeded on the 401 (also undergoing construction between Windsor and Chatham) to Ingersoll and then Stratford. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Do you go to the biffy, the restroom, or the toilet? ❋ Unknown (2006)

Pen-Elayne is collecting links to the fun bloggers are having with Bush's note requesting permission to go to the biffy. ❋ Unknown (2005)

They're not gung-ho to leave their condos in Boca to go back to the homeland where the plumbing is a bucket and a walk-to biffy. ❋ Unknown (2004)

And in spite of the bad rap that unions get, and in spite of Mr. Tornillo's $27,000 trip to India and his gold-plated biffy, I'm proud that in the end things worked out so that teachers - who should get paid ten times what they earn as it is - can concentrate on teaching. ❋ Unknown (2003)

"Listen, a man who had two heaping bowls of firerat stew a few hours ago is going to be most interested in the location of the biffy right about now, " Palma assured him. ❋ Goulart, Ron, 1933- (1986)

So to Trent Bridge for him, where he'll form a handy opening partnership with young biffy tyro Alex Hales. ❋ Unknown (2011)

So named because old-timers in rural Ontario planted it to conceal the biffy. ❋ Sonia Day (2011)

"We used to run outside to the biffy in the middle of the night at home," said Bothun. ❋ Hintgen Tom (2010)

"It makes it feel like you are doing something that is out of the ordinary; you're kind of coping a little bit with your trip to your biffy," Fenske said. ❋ Unknown (2010)

[kristine] [pooped] in the biffy ❋ 718-ti83plus (2007)

"[I'll be back] [I need] to visit the biffy" ❋ Imnot2bzy (2004)

1)[ohhh] [i love you] , you're my biffy!! 2)hey biffy [come on over] ❋ ZORKI ZORK (2005)

"Please be [my buddy] and [guard] [the door], I have to use the biffy." ❋ PilotGal (2014)

Chris: Yo [Beck], [gimme] that [Biffy] Beck: Eww no way Freak! ❋ JIMMYBOY1 (2011)

biffy [nafroom now]. dats muh biffybiffica ily my biffy will [woop] your biffys [asss] ❋ Jessica&kylie (2008)

[My father] always tries to [act] [strong], but he is only biffy. ❋ Word Of The Day (2004)

My [Biffy] is the [highlight of my day] and the beautiful sunshine that inspires [my everything]. ❋ Nards Of Enith (2019)

"Keep your eyes out for the [washroom] [kiddo], Grandma had McDonald's for lunch and it always makes her have to go to the [biffie]." ❋ TimTimTimTim (2013)

"[Hold on], I gotta hit the Biffie." In [the 1970's] a girl [camper] might "visit Biffirina." ❋ TedC (2017)