Birching

Word BIRCHING
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Definitions and meanings of "Birching"

What do we mean by birching?

To punish with a stick, bundle of twigs, or rod made of birch wood.

To punish as though one were using a stick, bundle of twigs, or rod made of birch wood.

An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch. In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm. Urban Dictionary

The practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush. Urban Dictionary

The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch. Urban Dictionary

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach. Urban Dictionary

When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs. Urban Dictionary

The act of stalking a person's various saved documentation (such as social media, film reels, leaked recording in private settings etc.) in a quest to find something offensive and frivolous they may have said at any point in the past, regardless of what age or personal growth said person may have gone through since the time of. Disproportionately utilized against people who have made some kind of name for themselves in some way, shape or form since no one cares if Joe Nobody ever said something dumb. Urban Dictionary

Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him. Urban Dictionary

A term used when you want to get really coked out of your head Urban Dictionary

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity Urban Dictionary

A combination of a bird and bitch. Urban Dictionary

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The word "birching" in example sentences

It involved a "fives batting," that is, a "birching" carried out with ❋ Wilfred Thomason Grenfell (1902)

There is also a simply delightful encounter with a birching enthusiast named Mr. Barvile. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Over the years, I'd gone from what I fondly imagined to be a switched-on, youngish-minded mum to a rancid, middle-aged harridan, glaring at shrieking texting huddles in the street – youngsters I didn't even know, but would consider lightly birching. ❋ Unknown (2011)

He always said after a birching he never saw the same arse twice! on June 6, 2008 at 12: 00 am | Reply Avie ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

Could we be different and innovative by perhaps reverting to the more traditional method of public birching? on November 4, 2008 at 10: 30 pm | Reply Ranter ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

The beating and birching have been abolished now, as has the fag system and some of the more absurd bits of the dress code. ❋ Hitchens, Christopher (2008)

In some rural areas the tradition also includes slight birching by the Krampus, especially of young females. ❋ Unknown (2008)

And there is nothing wrong with being an old, birching, national service advocatin' eurosceptic, dominatrix visitin' Tory either. ❋ Unknown (2007)

+ Contrary to popular belief, homosexuality is legal on the island and birching is no longer used as a punishment of criminals. ❋ Kerron Cross (2006)

Secondly, I note that again reference is made in what I deem to be a fairly mocking and disdainful way to the Manx "only recently decriminalising homosexuality and repealing its birching law". ❋ Kerron Cross (2006)

If it were within the Parliamentary estate it would most probably be considered a heinous offence punishable by public birching delivered by a team of expertly trained Macacque mokeys from the Commonwealth owned by the Serjeant at Arms. ❋ Kerron Cross (2006)

It is true that the Isle of Man famously had a dispute with the European Court of Human Rights in the 1970s because it was reluctant to change its laws concerning birching corporal punishment for male offenders - and the law on sodomy might have also led down this road had it not been changed in the early 1990s. ❋ Kerron Cross (2006)

"Bring back birching for young tearaways that terrorise council estates and vandalise graveyards, castrate paedophiles and bring back hanging!" ❋ Laban (2003)

It is a new but very excellent school, as you might well expect, where birching may not be a practice. ❋ Unknown (1971)

America was further incensed by British boasting that America had yielded to a threat of war, as in the _Punch_ cartoon of a penitent small boy, Uncle Sam, who "says he is very sorry and that he didn't mean to do it," and so escapes the birching Britannia was about to administer. ❋ Ephraim Douglass Adams (N/A)

[Elly], [I see you] have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and [prepare yourself] for a birching. ❋ Canem (2009)

"what [are you] . . . [chewing on] [a stick]?" "No, I'm birching." ❋ Richard Seguritan (2007)

" [I'm here] [birch]." ❋ Big Bird 3320 (2015)

"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first." "My girl has been [birching] at me since she got home. I don't know what [the deal] is, but the birch needs to [settle down]." ❋ Jack Krabitz (2007)

"[imma] [go] [birch] her." ❋ Mc. Grabby (2010)

Man 1: Josh Allen said the n-word on twitter back in 2012 when he a junior in high school! What a totally racist asshole! Man 2: Dude, EVERYONE has said stupid shit at some point in their life, ESPECIALLY high schoolers! I'm not going to chastise someone for something obviously nonsensical they said as a dumb kid, where the only difference is that he was unfortunate enough to say it in a place that saves everything as opposed to normal face to face conversation. Especially when it's totally a coincidence it only came out after he became famous. Quit birching and get a real fucking hobby. [Sean Schemmel]: [Vic Mignogna's] a homophobic piece of shit! Dragonball fans: Hey Sean care to say anything about that leaked audio of you saying a homophobic slur while doing Goku's voice like 10 times in 9 seconds? [Sean Schemmel's]: Hey that's not fair, this stuff is only valid when I'M not the one getting birched!!! ❋ Assey McGee (2019)

[Ben] " Is that Birch over there?" [Mitch] "I wish I could be as [cool as] Birch. ❋ Dope Ass Dan (2016)

I am gonna get [birched] [tonight]. You're [getting] birched, we are ALL getting birched. ❋ Jaxaltol (2020)

"Girl, you my birch" "Ain't gonna' [cut down] this [birch tree]" "[Beyonce]" ❋ V0mitt (2014)

That [skank ass] birch won't [give me] [my mother] fuckin money. ❋ Domizan (2006)

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