Birkenstock

There are only so many birkenstock-wearers to go around. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sure glad I'm a damn German birkenstock-wearing, Spanish wine sipping, French cognac drinking, Belgian ale quaffing, and French fry eating liberal. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I know that we keep a special eye on people who wear birkenstock sandals with socks and men whose beard is not sufficiently macho. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

Yeah, but it's only us latte-sipping, volvo driving, birkenstock-wearing elitists that watch pro-football. ❋ Unknown (2009)

You and your CGI loving, latte drinking, birkenstock wearing ilk can kiss my green ... ❋ Unknown (2009)

Course maybe I am just a latte drinking, prius driving, birkenstock wearing, party activist. ❋ Unknown (2009)

While once upon a time I was a real shoe-a-holic these days I live almost entirely in either a pair of birkenstock sandals that I've had for years or my runners. ❋ Glenda Larke (2009)

If you dare to speak to one of those latte-drinking prius-driving birkenstock-wearing high-falootin university people, they can confirm this. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Give up the latte's, buy birkenstock knock-offs, drive the Prius a little less and use the extra cash to DONATE DONATE DONATE to the Obama campaign. ❋ Unknown (2009)

“You birkenstock wearing nappy headed dope smoking hippies hate the CIA until a disgruntled former National Intelligence Officer shows up and browbeats Secretary Rumsfeld?” ❋ Unknown (2006)

Let me get this straight: You birkenstock wearing nappy headed dope smoking hippies hate the CIA until a disgruntled former National Intelligence Officer shows up and browbeats Secretary Rumsfeld? ❋ Unknown (2006)

My dear neighbor, who was there in her normal Hawaiian shirt and birkenstock sandals, called me over and said hey, that is some dress. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The comment that they are like birkenstock heels is kind of the vibe I am getting as well. ❋ Unknown (2007)

She, however, took the reference personally, as did my boyfriend's parents, birkenstock-wearing, socialist atheiest card-carrying liberals who have Mother Jones on the coffee table and an "Impeach Bush" poster in the computer room. ❋ Ann Althouse (2006)

The birkenstock people will rejoice as the strolling dolphins will represent an untapped market for them. ❋ Ann Althouse (2006)

As a long time paid up member of the local hippy/left wing/tiedie and birkenstock/local organic coop, I always feel a little funny when I pull my my membership card out of the slot it shares with my NRA card..... ❋ Herrick Kimball (2006)

They think that supporters of the rather colorless and not really that liberal Ned Lamont are birkenstock and bead clad radicals carrying around copies of Mao Zedong's Little Red Book. ❋ Unknown (2006)

You see, Jeff Flake is a dangerous birkenstock wearing, leftist, unamerican commiesymp. ❋ Unknown (2005)

After a lifetime of detesting all things birkenstock, I caved. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Dude- i have had my [Birkenstocks] for over 7 [years] and they keep getting [better] and better! ❋ Angie LK (2008)

A: Did you pick up your [vitamins] at the health [food store]? B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every [aisle] and I had to ditch him. ❋ Bryan Gilbreath (2010)

[Pastor] Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead [for Jesus] when in reality his only addictions are online porn and [energy drinks]. ❋ Gary Vitalis (2007)

[The gym teacher] [wore] birkenstocks to the [sleepover]. ❋ T-Dog Jenkins (2005)

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my- guy 2: [Tie Dye]? Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are [the ugly] [sandals] that lesbians wear Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks! *Crowd laughs* ❋ ♥🗺☠ (2021)

Dude, I'm having feet [orgasms] right now due to my [Birks]! [Me too]! ❋ 'rado (2004)

[Fashion victim]: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything! Stacey: In what world do [birkenstock's] go with anything? [Clinton]: Throw them out! Throw them out now! ❋ Gamelockedtight (2009)

Dude, I [feel like] I am walking [on a cloud], thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS! [Me too]! ❋ Birklover (2021)

[Person A]: She is wearing birkenstocks. [Person B]: She must be a [tuppence-licker]. ❋ Fubarderby (2005)

[Bella] - “look at my new birkenstocks !” [Liam] - “ get that lesbian [shit out] of here” ❋ IiAmSpooky (2019)