Blootered

We get tired of hearing how sophisticated "caf é culture" and civilized 24-hour drinking doesn't work here because two hours into the 24 everyone's blootered, four hours into the 24 everyone's having a fight and six hours into the 24 we've all been arrested and are being sick on the way to the cells. ❋ Sam Leith (2011)

He said he'd like to be a Green MEP one day so he was clearly blootered ; ❋ Jeff (2009)

Prince Harry is in the army now, and must behave as such; basically that involves going into town on a night off, getting blootered on gallons of pikey booze and starting as many fights as humanly possible – and that was Prince Harry's Saturday. ❋ Unknown (2007)

'Well,' Parlabane said, touching the Elastoplast on his cheek, 'I was thinking of going to the pub and getting well and truly blootered, then making a pass at you shortly before I collapse.' ❋ Brookmyre, Christopher, 1968- (1996)

Their idea of a great party seemed to consist of a handful of them gathering in a room, cracking a few jokes about children catching cancer and then keeling over forty minutes later utterly blootered by the swift and repeated swallowing of a foul-tasting primitive spirit distilled from potatoes. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's a pity binge-drinkers aren't told "This is the birthplace of the NHS - tread lightly there" before they get blootered.

Had [too many] vodkas and was blootered [pretty] [quickly]. ❋ T (2002)

1 - He is going to [blooter] that [fitba'] 2 - Look at the state of her she's totally [blootered]. ❋ Lambchops (2004)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae i will blooter his [lights out] (2) last night i was absolutly [blootered] man am [goin down] to the pub to get blootered ❋ Jimmy Marshall (2007)

We went to [Hooters] hoping to [ogle] some hot [white meat] and we got ourselves the Blooter instead! ❋ ICP 4EVA (2010)

Don’t let [that dog] [on the couch], she has a [blooter]!!! ❋ Blooter1 (2020)

After [bending over] [to pick] something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust [blowed out]!" ❋ Journeyman6 (2011)

Glad to hear your [blooter hole] didn't get tore [the fuck up] when you were in prison. [Likewise]! ❋ Shuaman (2022)