Bollocked

January 5th, 2010 1: 19pm-JR, I do not wish to interfere in your disagreement with Nicholas. but you will see that I went to a lot of trouble to write my bit earlier today, you have "bollocked" Nicholas but never found time to add one opinion about what I hoped was constructive suggestions and so far I cannot find any earlier either. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But although the race stewards only gave the McLaren driver a warning, his rivals weren't as kind with Rubens Barrichello revealing he would've "bollocked" the Brit if he had done it to him. ❋ Unknown (2010)

His own career at Sky had unlikely beginnings "I was doing shitty shifts for Sky News getting Francis Wilson's weather maps wrong and being bollocked at four in the morning by people I didn't care too much about" but he rose to become head of operations for the broadcaster's broadband and mobile division. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Got bollocked three years back for fiddling my flexi-time though. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2010)

I've caught the last half hour of the last session at the end of which they sat in a huddle around their coach, Steve Jones, in order to be systematically bollocked. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Footsteps pounded in the corridors as streams of boys rushed back to their rooms, racing to reach their desks before they got bollocked by housemasters on patrol. ❋ Kate Kingsley (2010)

Essentially all his friends and family bollocked him for on the grounds of how much hospital equipment this could have bought! ❋ Unknown (2008)

However, they need to be left to get on with it, and bollocked for not doing the job properly by people who know how to do the job. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

At present, they are continously micro-managed and bollocked for not meeting government targets (which are worthless) by people who have no clue what being a copper actually entails. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2008)

Courageously proving that being an insane psychotic one-bollocked midget need not be an insurmountable barrier on the road to fame and fortune. ❋ Juliette (2009)

At the time, however, this was a lot like trying to remind yourself that Hitler was nothing more than an insane butt-ugly one-bollocked midget when you've just been arrested by the SS. ❋ Juliette (2009)

I'd been really bollocked by Mrs P for losing it, but I know deep down that she was choked - so was I. ❋ Newmania (2007)

A double crewed unit broke their neck to get there to get bollocked by him for not having their helmets on. ❋ Inspector Gadget (2007)

I remember having the “old pep talk” after doing a particulary nasty job that involved fatalities and then being bollocked for wearing a very small pin badge “…. .which could be a danger to a patient!” ❋ Inspector Gadget (2007)

There was i smiling away thinking i as going to get a pat on the back for my good arrest …. only to get bollocked for being seen in the custody suite not wearing a tie. on January 24, 2007 at 12: 34 pm | Reply Kingmagic ❋ Inspector Gadget (2007)

Another good thing about Hitler is that he single-handedly brought the plight of one bollocked people to the public eye - giving many other sufferers of OBS One Bollock Syndrome hope and optimism that they were not alone. ❋ Juliette (2009)

he gave me a right [bollocking]; I [git] bollocked by [the boss] for being late ❋ Heffer (2003)

1. {Having sent a saucy text message to your mum instead of your partner} "Bollocks!" 2. "I couldn't be arsed to go home, so I just stood there, scratching me bollocks." 3. "Don't listen to him, he just talks bollocks." 4. "Sorry, it's my boss, he's got us speaking this bollocks." 5. "I think any film with a cast of [unknowns] and a budget that won't cover your weekly shopping is bound to be bollocks." Also: "I know our friend was the lead character and everything, but that play was the biggest load of fat, [squidgy] bollocks I've ever had to sit through. Don't tell her I said that, though." 6. "That play was the [dog's bollocks], Sarah." 7. "Boy, did I drop a [bollock] this morning: Your mum had a [Rice Crispy] stuck to her face, so I tried to wipe it off; you never told me she had a wart." 8. "We had all the work done by two, so we all pissed off down the pub, but come Monday morning, we all got such a [bollocking]. Marketing had called eight times and that twat over there had forgotten to turn the answering machine on. Wanker." 9. "You honestly expect me to believe you're going to tell John what I did with his wife? You haven't got [the bollocks]." 10. "Two [Stellas], a Fosters, a Bacardi and Diet Coke and a Carling-top please. ...oh, make that half a Fosters - that's [bollocksed] you, hasn't it? Let's call it a tenner for cash, eh?" 11. "[The fax] stopped working earlier, so I jammed my pen into that little hole and now I think it's totally bollocksed." 12. "Well, the last thing I remember is walking down to the seafront and laying on the beach. Then, it's six in the morning, I'm stark bollock-naked except for my socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings and other body jewellery, handcuffed to a tramp." 13. "Well, I was at work, right, and my computer totally bollocksed up, and I hadn't saved that bollocks I was working on, so I though, 'bollocks to this, I'm going down the pub'. I went with Jeff and Dave, who was really quiet, so when I got the beers in, I asked, like, 'who died?!' It turns out, his wife's on the way out, you know, so I'd really [dropped a bollock], but Dave said he was okay. He doesn't have the bollocks to say anything else; never has, but I knew Jeff would give me a right bollocking later on. We had a few pints and this dog's bollocks pie - we didn't get too bollocksed or anything, just a bit tipsy, you know. We went back into the office and my PC was up-and-running with that document intact, which bollocksed me a bit, but it's better than a [kick in the bollocks], I suppose. So, I went home, got in the shower and noticed a rash on my bollocks, [shit me up], that did. I came out to show Sam only to find Sam's mum sat there with a cup of tea, staring at me, bollock naked and dripping on the carpet. 'Bollocks,' I thought..." ❋ Daniel Graham (2004)

1. [Sod it], I am bollocks at this game! 2. [Oh bother], Obama is [talking bollocks] again. 3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS! 4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse. 5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks! ❋ ChipW (2009)

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a [load of bollocks]. 2. That Tony Blair is [talking bollocks]. 3. That curry was [the bollocks]! 4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking! 5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks. 6. Bollocks! ❋ Bagpuss (2003)

I'll have this [assignment] [ready] for you by [Tuesday]. No bollocks. ❋ Duosayso (2011)

Didn't you listen to what I just said? [Bollocks] to it. [Bollocks to this]. Bollocks to everything on this [godforsaken] planet. ❋ Balter Black (2016)

"You're gonna get a [bollocking] [my son]" "He just [bollocked] me!" "I am completely bollocked" ❋ Lucy (2003)

'Jaysus this applemac is a [load of bollocks]!' 'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.' 'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!' 'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin [bollocksed]!!' 'That [little bollocks] threw bottled piss at me!!' ❋ Black_Rose_325 (2008)

Appraisal: Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham. Cyril: That's a [load of bollocks]! Exclamation: Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe? Nigel: Bollocks!! Esteem: Nigel: [Bar Keep]! A round of pints, if you will. On me! Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks! Verb: Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight? Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you [bollocksing] up my chances again, mate. ❋ Tenacious Faulker (2010)

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or" 2. He was [bollocking] along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the [rozzers]. 3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work 4. "Thats [plainy] bollocks good sir!" ❋ Drazic (2004)