Bonked

Kelly said he tried to radio for help three times, but his radio "bonked" - police jargon for failing to connect. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Pedaling on fumes, he "bonked" about2 miles from the summit of the Joux Plane and struggled to the finish line, losing several minutes to Ullrich. ❋ Unknown (2002)

Barrett was "bonked" and struggling to finish when they reached the south fork of the Yuba River. ❋ By Brian Hamilton Sports Editor (2010)

I continued to record the notes that I got when I "bonked" the bars, though, and as I got more consistent in my mandolin building, guess what?, the notes were starting to end up about the same every time. ❋ Unknown (2009)

wow, I kind of bonked at the end of that quiz... 4 wrong in a row; ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)

I bonked a total stranger who had never been in the store before on the head. ❋ Msagara (2009)

A hard plastic travel soap case makes it a snap to keep your digital camera safe from getting bonked around. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I once bonked a 12 year old boy over the head with a easy reader book. ❋ Msagara (2009)

My brother had just been bonked on the head by a huge rock. ❋ Franklin W. Dixon (2011)

Among them is the monarch of horror, Stephen King, who may not have realised when he wrote in his new novel 11.22.63 "she leaned back and her head bonked on the door", that bonking has a more ribald meaning in the UK.Haruki Murakami, author of the 1Q84 trilogy, might also have thought better of calling one of his female characters Fukaeri. ❋ Unknown (2011)

So, I leaned over the counter, holding the book for which the customer had paid and I bonked him on the head with it. ❋ Msagara (2009)

The characteristic bonked on the head look, the silly, girly smile and the closed set beady eyes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'm not suggesting "Dialog in the Dark" is unsafe—at least it wouldn't have been fair to conclude so before obstreperous young Zander Paul , age 13, had bonked into me for the fifth time. ❋ Ralph Gardner Jr. (2011)

I can not believe you have never accidentally hit someone or bonked heads and not slapped your hand over your mouth to contain your laughter. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[ahh] [lord] i was bonked lastnight ❋ Cubanchiko (2006)

H: Dayum she dummy thicc J: ….. L: *[bonk]* GO TO [H*RNY] JAIL! F: *records* H: [I was joking] ❋ Ace The Simp (2023)

I [bonked] at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs. I completed [the marathon] without [bonking]. ❋ BodyAttacker (2011)

*BONK* ❋ Coochie Doctor (2020)

hey [can you] go [get me] the bonk, i’m [hungry] ❋ TheBum (2019)

[The London Times] recently wrote that President [Bill Clinton] "may forever be known as [Bonking] Bill." ❋ Martin (2003)

Her: "[Ah] my [boobs] are achy today" Him: "BONK" Her: "[Go to horny jail]" ❋ Hglly (2020)

"[my God] [Dave], did you see that girl?! she's [fine]! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now" ❋ TomTom20 (2008)

I [could do] with a [good] bonk. It's [bonking] time. ❋ Wez (2004)

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't [have a banana], I think I'm going to bonk. I've got [the bonk]. I [bonked] really badly and had to get a lift home. ❋ Comedy Dave (2004)