Cakeholes

Still the White House is confident, because once the shitshow is over and everyone has had the chance to belch nonsense from their cakeholes, SHE WILL JUST GET CONFIRMED. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It is greed and lechery and gaping cakeholes, bulging trousers and breasts like buttocks, Bash Street shins and unfeasible genitals. ❋ Unknown (2010)

'Please shut all your cakeholes and let the scientists argue it out' ❋ Unknown (2009)

Should you really trust people who by their very nature are greedy slobs who can't stop themselves from ramming food down their flabby cakeholes? ❋ Unknown (2009)

I just stopped watching the movie and glared at them till they closed their yapping cakeholes. ❋ Rogers (2006)

I would recommed getting out in the world and having a real pants -wetting dose of fear injected into your skull before you liberal scum open your stupid ignorant cakeholes again. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Spanking the monkey now emcompasses a squeegeed viscera as well as the rude cakeholes of lingual gymnastics. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'm increasingly convinced that a good portion of the dissent and malaise we find in churches could be solved if more of us would shut our cakeholes and zealously pray for an hour each day. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I said I would not comment on this subject and I will keep to that but my tea is not ready and so I will waste some of my time too by plagiarising the late great Tony Hancock by using part of his famous line "shut your cakeholes and let those that do know tell us" - I am fairly certain that most of you just like me have not a clue on this subject, but I would rather listen to the career scientists who may know a little more. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I only pretend to believe that it’s none of the government’s goddamn business what, and how much, people cram into their cakeholes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Please shut all your cakeholes and let the scientists argue it out - TA:):) ❋ Unknown (2009)

[You wouldn't] be so fat if you'd quit [jamming] [donuts] into your cakehole. ❋ Joe (2003)

I shoved [my penis] so far up her cakehole, she [squealed] in [delight]. ❋ Boohiss98765 (2011)

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? [Motorhead]? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock. Dean: Well, [house rules] Sammy. [Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole] ❋ KnightofNerdom (2019)

Cakeholing [in the morning] gives me a [sense] of [satisfaction] ❋ PhantomCarrotTosser (2022)