Cave Dweller

The ten thousand years of culture fell from him, and he was a cave-dweller, doing battle for his female. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Cancer survivor turns into nihilistic, anti-social cave-dweller with a penchant for online role-playing" and "husband abandons household, leaving sad sack wife to stew in her own juices..." ❋ Dori Hartley (2011)

I say we all continue to go forward and leave the regressives to making campfires in front of their caves and talking on tin can string phones between their cave-dweller friends! ❋ Unknown (2010)

To the south, the nineteenth century was reeling off the few years of its last decade; here flourished man primeval, a shade removed from the prehistoric cave-dweller, forgotten fragment of the Elder World. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Hepesh: I would rather be a cave-dweller and free! ❋ Jekesta (2008)

It gets more sun, and I suppose that translates into more bugs to eat, and it is always occupied by a large basement spider with the long limbs and nearly-clear colour of a cave-dweller. ❋ Kittenpie (2008)

If basic cable is cave-dweller, then I'm living deep in the earth's core, since we have nothing but Netflix and I've never seen a Sopranos episode. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Born April 24, 1942 as Barbara Joan Streisand, to the parents of a gargoyle and a cave-dweller, idiot Streisand, as the neighborhood mentally challenged kids called her, changed her name to * Barbra* at age 16 because she was too stupid in the head to memorize all the letters in Barbara. ❋ Unknown (2007)

If Osama Bin Laden is indeed a cave-dweller these days then U.S. intel should be listening out for a booming echo of laughter. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If you believe thata cave-dweller dwelling in a cave 10 000 miles away can remote-guide the most sophisticated attack upon a country with the most elaborate radar and defence system in the world, you have a problem. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Have I shifted permanently from slightly cranky suburban houswife slash yoga teacher towards enlightened cave-dweller? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's only superpower versus a cave-dweller ... ❋ Unknown (2008)

Slaughter 3000 American citizens in a public square and accuse a cave-dweller in a far away country for it? ❋ Unknown (2008)

But all because of one terrorist cave-dweller, 1400 years of Pan-Islamic cultural and societal progress goes down the drain. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Bill: " I went to a [party on] the North Side last night and everybody was giving me weird looks!" Dick: "What are you doing hanging out with those [cave dwellers] anyway? They really [get under my skin]." ❋ SamboStalin (2011)

Person: You need to [get out more], you're such a [cave dweller]! [Cave dweller]: Whatever... *proceeds to play [Dota], lol and wow* ❋ Philosoraptr (2015)

[i cant] [fuck right] [now] i have a cave dweller ❋ Culinarythug (2010)

That [Carl] is a real chocolate cave dweller. Or I'm no [stranger] to chocolate [cave dwelling]. ❋ Turdf69 (2016)

[My girl] said when i get home she will [give me] a [cave dwellers mustache]! ❋ Bignlackballs (2022)

"Rick Norman is a right [old anal] [cave dweller]... hes been dwelling in that [anal cave] for so long hes got frackers the size of stalagtites". ❋ Mike,C (2006)

random [cave dwellers]: 'HOLY FUCK [I'M BORED] *throws [an apple]*' ❋ FAGGOTS FOR LIFE (2010)

"Woah man! Put the [Albino Cave Dweller] away!" "Yo man, the [albino cave dweller] needs some lovin'." "[In the pants] of a ban lerks a [vial] creature known as the albino cave dweller." ❋ P.Nis IsLarge (2009)

I rolled Steph over and gave her a [cave dweller].. She [blew it] back at [Kelsey]!! ❋ Landscaperman (2019)

Better put a [raincoat] on that one eyed [cave dweller] if your going home with that [creepy girl], you wouldn't want to catch the clap! ❋ Sarah Lambert (2008)