Cheeseboards

What do we mean by cheeseboards?

A board used for serving cheeses.

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert. This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do. Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them. Urban Dictionary

To arrive at a casual gathering/party devastatingly overdressed, showing up all other guests who are assumed to be very casual. Urban Dictionary

The definition of a complete twat, acting in a manner considered too gay for normal society, or somebody who you just down right wanna punch. Urban Dictionary

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim. Urban Dictionary

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car. Urban Dictionary

The favourite food of such people as syylum (aka Yxngzs, mulyys, xsyIum, s6ym, pahpi sucks, teaa sucks, Zeridy4439, ROSPECTOR and tigs vu. Urban Dictionary

When someone is talking to you and you aren’t really listening but you pretend you are Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to cheeseboards:
cheeseboard, chessboards.

Words that sound like cheeseboards:
cheeseboard, chalkboards, chessboard, chess board, cheese curds, checkerboards, keyboards, snowboards, scoreboards, seaboard.