Chipolatas

I fried up the sausages the Brits call chipolatas, pretty much like American breakfast sausages instead of the big fat “bangers” they prefer, and he ate one with his egg and toast, and drank some apple juice. ❋ Patricia Harwin (2005)

PS: my favourites are Waitrose organic pork chipolatas - Tony Henry. ❋ Sean Ingle (2010)

I remember that she cooked roast chicken, bacon, chipolatas and gravy for us when we arrived driving up from London, and how good it was to have a dinner with three different kinds of meat in it. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The Hitman and Her could simply have satisfied itself with displaying the cold harsh reality of any discotheque from 1975 to 1988 – Club 18-30 games like putting chipolatas down the diamanté Speedos of "the dancers" Eugene & Storm or passing custard-filled balloons between the breasts of dead-eyed girls with Bonnie Tyler hair. ❋ Unknown (2011)

By contrast, the girls could have got jobs at Dewhurst, despite their demented machine, which at one point was firing chipolatas like a Gatling gun possessed by the spirit of Sid James ( "Ooo!" squealed Paloma), without which, incidentally, the girls 'sales technique ( "Sir, do you think your wife would like a different sausage at all?") would surely have been less of a triumph. ❋ Phil Hogan (2010)

Rebekah would probably have asked him if he could be a darling now and take round the chipolatas again…Alexander, though, was only beating a well-worn path to partake of Murdoch's beneficence, and one trodden many times since 1997 by assorted quisling Labour figures such as Tony Blair, Alastair Campbell, Peter Mandelson and Gordon Brown. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The first party we had, my sister in law and I spent HOURS cutting out dinasour pizzas, dunking marshmallows in chocolate and putting chipolatas on cocktails sticks – no one was interested. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The change of seasons has brought along elegant triangular stacks of glistening merguez, chipolatas and sausages, platters of beautifully layered shish kabobs of fish or chicken or lamb threaded on long, pale picks with jade green and ruby red squares of peppers, curves of onion and tiny cherry tomatoes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Bombay sausages are what you would get if a mildly ambitious home cook decided they wanted to make Indian food but only had a pack of chipolatas to hand. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But because of customes laws, the pork chipolatas, mustard and cress and saucisson sec are things we just have to dream about instead… ❋ Unknown (2004)

A hundred fat, roast turkeys; mountains of roast and boiled potatoes; platters of chipolatas; tureens of buttered peas, silver boats of thick, rich gravy and cranberry sauce -- and stacks of wizard crackers every few feet along the table. ❋ Rowling, J. K. (1997)

Another whips out an eccentric wrap rustled from cold chipolatas and lime pickle. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Sainsbury's Christmas Dinner Wrap, which combines slices of smoked bird with chipolatas, bacon and sage and onion stuffing in a flour tortilla. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Take eight chipolatas and roll each in a rasher of streaky bacon, and arrange in a small roasting tin. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Britons will eat 1,000 miles of chipolatas this weekend. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Christmas or what Gran thought the chipolatas were. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And for real sensory pleasure, don't forget Flemish hochepot stew (made from streaky bacon, chipolatas and cabbage), ❋ Unknown (2009)

'He's such a chipolata' 'He had [the smallest] [chipolata] i've ever [seen]!' 'Shut-up chipolata!' ❋ Reneeee (2007)

Chipolatas [go down] great after a few [pints] of [lager]. ❋ Hector Hernandez (2006)

for example [ryan] [tanser] has a [chipolata sausage] ❋ Bitch972423344 (2010)

She was so loose I thought I'd have to [strap] a board across [my arse] to stop myself falling in. It was like [waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel]. ❋ Kojak (2003)

Many [folk] believed that [Peter Andre] had a most [average] Chipolata ❋ LB_Good0072 (2022)