Choad

(I see that choad is slobbering at the taint of Lord Monckton, who was made to look a prize fool y by Tim Lambert not that long ago.) ❋ Unknown (2010)

Chode not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

I was tempted to question what kind of choad would fall for this marketing, but that’s just mean-spirited — the ill-advised moviegoer doesn’t need my abuse, s/he gets plenty of it from Hollywood. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I can never share that story with them - in its current form - because it sucks a fat Sith choad. ❋ Unknown (2009)

This dude is a complete choad and I save that one for the truly special …. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And (to continue a conversation I was having with selfavowedgeek) why is it you have to be pressured into dressing like a choad when you go to the gym? ❋ Wendigomountain (2010)

Escargo milk has wonderful theraputic properties and has been found to relax the choad in such a way that after an epic ride you need only to worry about your unit popping out like an antenna and to worry for the loins of women in close proximety. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

I know that when you were practicing it over the weekend for 10 hours in your garage, it seemed like the most brilliant idea, and it was going to change everything in your high school career, and make all the liberal cheerleader hotties get up on your choad. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It would be so easy to write the article off as the ramblings of a gynophobic choad, but loath as I am to admit it, there is a faint miasma of truth hovering in that tumid swamp. ❋ Unknown (2008)

You'd think that someone with 9 piercings and 2 tattoos would be a little less squirrelly about having blood drawn, but in fact, I am a giant crying choad about it. ❋ Moriarty6 (2006)

At any rate, The Grudge has atmosphere and shock-value oozing from every frame ... but you find yourself not caring who lives and dies (except for the detective and the smart woman -- who I genuinely hoped would not go "splat" in a choad-like fashion**). ❋ Unknown (2004)

"You should've asked me nicely, Mom" link to clean Realaudio version, or download the totally choad-licking obscene mp3. ❋ Unknown (2005)

These former choad biscuits may need guidance on what their next step should be now they have given up kissy lips and half-buttoned Armani shirts. ❋ Admin (2010)

His definition of choad/chode is the original, but yours is much more widely used these days. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Five slices of fried Vegas choad surrounding a tasty filling of munchable state school boobie burger, the SMS clocks in at 4,300 calories, a two year technical school degree, four cases of hating fathers, and a prescription for Nasonex. ❋ Douchebag1 (2010)

It is horrible to think that this choad/wank, this Douche in Extremis, this ugly asshat is floating around the party scene. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He had frosted choad tips, and a skin-tight Ed Hardy tank top on (I didn't even know they sold Ed Hardy in Oregon). ❋ Douchebag1 (2010)

[lick] my choad. ❋ Antar The Dragon God (2003)

1) [Ducas] has a fat choad. 2) Last night your mom [tongued] my choad. 3) [Quit] being such a choad. ❋ Ducas (2007)

[damn] [fuck] [my ex] he has a choad! ❋ Yackyjacky (2010)

(1) Whoa! He's [hung like a] [beer can]! What a choad! (2) [Lick] my choad. (3) Eat my choad. ❋ Spike Jonez (2004)

1) He's [a jerk] and treats me bad, but a [least] he doesn't have a choad. 2) He put a fucking [spoiler] on his car? What a choad! ❋ Themickfiles (2011)

[Chaka Khan] said, "Hey, Ed where's good Ol' Barrel Gang at ?""Damn, good ol' Barrel Gang gone to get some more [choads] [down by the river] bank again!!" ❋ Dingleberrypancakes (2010)

(1) Have you seen [Danny's] choad? That thing looks like a [hockey puck]! (2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over [your choad]. (3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face. ❋ The Ogre (2005)

1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced [douche tool]!"([Slanderous]) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his [steel toad] boot." ❋ Ben Jonson (2005)

Quote from the first recorded choad [bearer] 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry' Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad [concealed] within its [denim] confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!' ❋ Prof. Phillip LaChoad (2006)

One [turtle] is having [coitis] with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and [knocks] down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad. ❋ Gregg Gillming (2005)