Clonked

Akmal clonked a four off Broad, but you didn't miss much. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But when Don had the gall to ask Allison to write her own recommendation letter, I don't think there was a perpetually put-upon employee watching -- male or female -- who didn't cheer when she very nearly clonked Mr. Draper right in the noggin. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When Ms. Moore clonked into the mic stand, Brock said "she just bumped into her twin." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Miley is clonked on the head (by a pipe, by a coconut, by a ladder) in a running gag, and for no good reason a character has a pet ferret. ❋ Unknown (2009)

MILES O'BRIEN, CNN SPACE CORRESPONDENT: Sixty-thousand tons of debris, either manmade or nature's meteorites rain down on us every year and there is not a single documented case of a human being clonked on the head by one of these things. ❋ Unknown (2008)

And there is not a single documented case of a human being clonked on the head by one of these things. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Thick, wooden platforms clonked against the tiled floor, her diminutive figure swathed in a breezy, brightly-colored floor-length dress. ❋ Jessica (2007)

She apparently got clonked twice whilst pounding corn into meal; once she whacked herself, once her partner wonked her (both times accidentally). ❋ Unknown (2005)

That always seemed particularly gruesome to me - getting clonked over the head with a candlestick. ❋ Unknown (2005)

If you preached a whole sermon on that metaphor, yes, I'd have to say you should be clonked on the head. ❋ PeaceBang (2006)

The bear clonked me in the head; the drill wrenched out of my hand and the bear head fell to the floor. ❋ Maryrobinette (2006)

The globe clonked on my shoulder and then shattered into a million pieces on the floor. ❋ Dulligirl (2004)

Something clonked against the top of the washer, and she searched through the folds, trying to find what was wrapped up in the sheet. ❋ Denise Hunter (2004)

Officer Delinko had clonked directly into one of Curly's earthmoving machines. ❋ Hiaasen, Carl (2002)

She clonked her head with the heel of her hand, as if to knock out the dottle. ❋ Anthony, Piers (1983)

Twice I had to duck fast before his tail clonked me. ❋ Anderson, Poul, 1926-2001 (1978)

He then extricated his large cutting whip from the confusion of whips with which it was mixed, and clonk, clonk, clonked downstairs to the door. ❋ Robert Smith Surtees (1833)