Coffin Nail

Provincial officials in Hubei, China have sent down orders to government employees demanding that they consume 230,000 packs of locally produced cigarettes in order to boost tax revenues from coffin-nail factories in the region. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. ❋ Unknown (2004)

An Indian representative of the genera produces a nut which when roasted is highly relished, though dubiously known as the coffin-nail or promotion nut, but there is no reason to believe that it is specially indigestible unless eaten in immoderate quantity. ❋ Unknown (2003)

"And I'll tell you something, babe, if you don't get that coffin-nail out my face I'm going to knock it out." ❋ King, Stephen, 1947- (1987)

Percy went outside and burned his coffin-nail unsociably. ❋ Albert Walter Tolman (N/A)

Put down those cards and chuck that coffin-nail into the stove. ❋ Albert Walter Tolman (N/A)

"Why, thankee, I've been aching for just a good old coffin-nail." ❋ Owen Johnson (1915)

"I'd rather have a coffin-nail," which Jimmy forthwith furnished. ❋ Edgar Rice Burroughs (1912)

The second day I was there I lighted a coffin-nail before one of the older officers. ❋ Unknown (1895)

One nail drives out another, it's true; but the worst nail you can employ is a coffin-nail. ❋ William Harrison Ainsworth (1843)

After all, who wants to go through life wheezing through a coffin-nail courtesy of their car's 12V power supply? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ovechkin would go on to record a hat trick when he got the game winning and the coffin-nail goals in the game's final three minutes. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[a coffin] [nail] [a day] will put you away ❋ TokeJoker (2003)

"[Whip] me a pack of [coffin nails] to put me to a [premature death]" ❋ Kung-Fu Jesus (2004)

"[Who in] their right mind would [smoke] those [coffin nails]?" ❋ _Fabricated_ (2003)

Man, I can't wait to see Coffin Nail [break it down] this weekend! My [ears] are gonna [bleed]! ❋ Coffin Nail (2011)

How could Miranda type with those ugly [coffin nails] in her way? No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big [carton] of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch. The [Surgeon] General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health. ❋ The Real Canadian (2020)

I told you a thousand times, stop going out with that boy. How on earth did your mother [give birth] to [a coffin] [nail] like you? ❋ Jimmy Loo (2006)