Collards

I also used a Trader Joe’s bag of cleaned, cut collards mixed with turnip and mustard greens, as it was cheaper (and more time-saving) at $2.29/pound than plain collards, especially after accounting for the heavy discarded stems. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It’s sweeter with plain collards, if they’re cheap.) 1/2 teaspoon butter ❋ Unknown (2009)

If y'all want to call collards 'racist' food ', go right ahead ... ❋ Linda B From MS (2010)

It was pressingly necessary to provide a residence for the President, or presiding Professor, and also a Steward's Hall, wherein the hungry students of the period might turn hog and hominy, beef and potatoes and the juicy "collards" into muscle and bones and brains and nerves. ❋ John Hill (1884)

It was pressingly necessary to provide a residence for the President, or presiding Professor, and also a Steward's Hall, wherein the hungry students of the period might turn hog and homony, beef and potatoes and the juicy "collards" into muscle and bones and brains and nerves. ❋ Kemp Plummer (1883)

They have habitations more like houses -- log-cabins, commonly, sometimes chinked, oftener not -- without windows of glass, but with a few pieces of substantial old-fashioned heir-loom furniture; a vegetable garden, in which, however, you will find no vegetable but what they call "collards" (colewort) for "greens"; fewer dogs; more swine, and larger clearings for maize, but no better crops than the poorer class. ❋ Unknown (1856)

In October, winter crops such as collards, broccoli, cabbage, turnips and kale were planted on Davis Street in Monroe. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Shoaf, who has been farming for more than 20 years, offers many of the same seasonal crops as Cid Farm but will have additional spring items such as collards and carrots and fall seasonal items such as butternut squash and sweet potatoes, according to his brochure. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Thinking pasta as a good way to showcase the beans, I ended up with this recipe for Pasta with Cranberry Beans and Greens from Deborah Madison, which also uses in-season kale to round out the healthy factor, though any sturdy green such as collards or mustard greens would suit. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Of the various braising greens such as collards, kale, and chard, my favorite for braising are turnip greens. ❋ Brooklynguy (2009)

Sulforaphane, which is formed when cruciferous vegetables such as collards are chopped or chewed, not only triggers the liver to produce enzymes that detoxify cancer-causing chemicals, inhibits chemically-induced breast cancers in animal studies, and induces colon cancer cells to commit suicide, but has been shown in laboratory studies to help stop the proliferation of breast cancer cells, even in the later stages of their growth. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Other popular alternative crops are all kinds of peppers - purple, red, orange and hot; cole crops such as collards, kale, broccoli, Brussels sprouts; salad greens; and herbs.

Yes you too can buy them right now at Sugar Creek … broccoli, collards, cauliflower, red and white onions, garlic, strawberries, three types of lettuce and more. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I was showing off my beautiful broccoli, collards and lettuce plants. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He eats grains for breakfast and for dinner, he extols the virtues of kale and collards and kohlrabi. ❋ Claudia Ricci (2011)

[black guy]: what did you get as your side? white girl: [collards]. black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? [Say that again]. ❋ Fght4yrmnd (2011)

Man 1: "yo [you got that] [stack] of money [foo]?" Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times" ❋ Chaweman (2021)

[Ohh] [ohh] [collard greens] this yo favorite song. ❋ Co11ard Greens (2019)

Yo [Kelsey], I want some collard greens. So delicious and [hella] [nutritious]! ❋ Turnip2k14 (2014)

[white] guy-"what are collard greens any way?" [black] guy-"they is like [spinach]." white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?" black guy-"..." ❋ Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome (2007)

'you even trying to eat [lobster] and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green [corn bread] baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from [lil' kim's] 'came back for you' ❋ Me Old Fruity (2005)

"[Shew] [doggy] she's fine! I'd like to pack her [collard hole]!" ❋ Pablo Cervantes (2021)

I met [this chick] that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I [pulled out] [one time] and had a collard green dick. ❋ Dylan Lenoir (2011)

"Hey [Rebecca] what is that smell, damn?" "Your [neighbor] [musta] brought collard greens and tuna." ❋ Crazycatlady75 (2009)

"[Hey Bob], what's the [burger of the day]?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with [collard greens]!" ❋ America Lover 🇺🇸 (2018)