Colonic

Word COLONIC
Character 7
Hyphenation colonic
Pronunciations N/A

Definitions and meanings of "Colonic"

What do we mean by colonic?

An enema.

The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\". The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants. You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants. WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic). Can also be called: explosive diarrhea Urban Dictionary

See colonic irrigation Urban Dictionary

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum. Urban Dictionary

Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class Urban Dictionary

When a white guy dates a black girl Urban Dictionary

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization. Urban Dictionary

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant. Urban Dictionary

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony! Urban Dictionary

A derogatory term used to describe white people, Caucasians, or people of European decent. See also: •Honky •Cracker •Karen (An entitled white woman). The term’s origin can be attributed to the long history of European conquest; and the assimilation of non-European lands, people, and cultures. However, the term was recently popularized by Disney in the Marvel film Black Panther. Urban Dictionary

A person of Caucasian origins who is not helping to improve life for the people of color in the 21st century (mainly African Americans). They see nothing wrong with a events such as segregation, slavery, and the wars started in Africa due to the ridiculous ways of trade with whites. Urban Dictionary

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The word "colonic" in example sentences

Contrary to popular belief, many people think that if they have dysentery or other forms of loose stools that a colonic is the last thing they need. ❋ Isabel Moser (N/A)

In a paper published in the journal Nutrition (10.1016/j. nut.2009.09.021), Dr Brighenti and his co-workers report that, if metabolites called colonic ring fission metabolites are taken into account, the bioavailability of green tea flavan-3-ol and related compounds is almost 40 per cent, a lot higher than the 4 per cent reported earlier. [email protected] (2010)

By taking into account metabolites called colonic ring fission metabolites the flavan-3-ol and related compounds is almost 40 per cent, a lot higher than the 4 per cent reported earlier, according to findings published in ❋ Unknown (2010)

Giant colonic diverticulum, defined as a colonic diverticulum measuring 4cm in size or larger, represents an unusual manifestation of this common clinical entity. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The findings point to a potential genetic cause of a rare human congenital defect called colonic atresia, in which the colon is absent, giving pediatricians a candidate gene to study. ❋ Unknown (2009)

• You can get a colonic, which is also called colon irrigation, colonic irrigation, and colon hydrotherapy.

If you are eating a good diet and are still having irregular bowel movements after a month, you might consider having a colon cleansing procedure, like colon hydrotherapy, also called a colonic, or using herbs and fasts or a very restricted diet for a colon cleanse. ❋ Unknown (2008)

It is only this which can explain to me why anyone has ever warmed to the notion of colonic irrigation. ❋ Kira Cochrane (2008)

ColoFlush may be used regularly to cleanse and detoxify the colon or be used prior to routine colonic procedures such as colonic irrigation. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Two colon disorders such as colonic inertia and pelvic floor dysfunction can also cause constipation. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Father Lucas comes on as an honest tradesman who sees exorcism as a sort of spiritual colonic, a procedure that must periodically be repeated. ❋ Joe Morgenstern (2011)

After perusing the website it appears there's a great deal on colonic irrigations for only £39, down from £110. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Urolithins, ellagic acid-derived metabolites produced by human colonic microflora, exhibit estrogenic and antiestrogenic activities. ❋ Dr. Nalini Chilkov (2011)

Plus, ever wondered what a colonic irrigation advert would look like? ❋ Unknown (2011)

Colon cleansing -- also called colonic irrigation or colonic hydrotherapy -- often involves the use of chemicals followed by flushing the colon with water through a tube inserted in the rectum, explained the Georgetown University researchers. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I don't think that colonic irrigation was a very good idea. ❋ Terry Teachout (2011)

The brown pina coladas sound kinda gross, like a pina colonic. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When keeping it real goes wrong: On Friday, The Tyra Banks Show featured the first-ever live televised colonic (colon cleanse through rectal probe). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate [taco bell] for lunch. [My asshole] is still [on fire]! ❋ Ksumarine (2005)

[Eeeewwww] dude [that guy] is [going in] for a colonic. ❋ Kung-Fu Jesus (2004)

My colon is [on fire] after [eating] [Taco Bell]. ❋ Percussiondrummer (2015)

Hey colon colon, if you ever [read this] [feel free] to go [to hell] ❋ Me Jamo (2004)

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that [black chick]?" "[Yea man] she is has been totally [colonized]" ❋ YungUpgrade (2018)

Man #1: "I just want [ownership] over someone's asshole." [Man #2]: "Sounds like you need to try [colonization]." ❋ Goatman Gamer (2023)

My colon is [feelin'] [great], [thank you]! ❋ Bastardized Bottomburp (2003)

If [you don't] colonize, you'll be [poland], [FOREVER]. ❋ 32121 (2016)

“[Don’t] [touch] that, [colonizer].” ❋ NerdyWeirdo (2021)

"Shut up daquan, [go pick] some cotton." "Fuck you [colonizer], [wakanda forever]" *Tribal music begins to play* ❋ Shomari Adebowale (2018)

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