Colostomy

Word COLOSTOMY
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Definitions and meanings of "Colostomy"

What do we mean by colostomy?

Surgical construction of an artificial excretory opening from the colon. noun

The opening created by such a surgical procedure. noun

In surgery, the establishment of a permanent opening (artificial anus) into some portion of the colon. noun

An incision into the colon to allow for drainage. noun

The opening produced in such incision. noun

A surgical operation that creates an opening from the colon to the surface of the body to function as an anus noun

An incision into the colon to allow for drainage; the opening produced in such incision.

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body. Urban Dictionary

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well Urban Dictionary

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties. Urban Dictionary

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar. Urban Dictionary

Felching, but throgh a colostomy Urban Dictionary

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko! Urban Dictionary

A bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds) Urban Dictionary

The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole. Urban Dictionary

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim. Urban Dictionary

A bag you shit in through your chest Urban Dictionary

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The word "colostomy" in example sentences

The word colostomy is derived from Greek: ‘kolon’ which means large bowel, ‘stoumon’ which means to provide an opening, and ‘tome’ which means a cutting operation. ❋ Susan Johnson (1999)

The same day, Ruth Sherman, 88, of Sunrise, Florida, was asked about a visible protrusion from her waist band, which she identified as her colostomy bag. ❋ Unknown (2011)

One thing that helps in a situation like this -- and he may have had this done, it's hard to know for sure -- is actually to create what's known as a colostomy bag. ❋ Unknown (2007)

And one thing that they do sometimes -- excuse me, a little bit of throat congestion -- they actually sometimes will divert some of the intestine into a bag -- it's called a colostomy bag -- so that actually the intestine gets a chance to heal, the abdominal cavity gets a chance to heal while that suture line is fixing itself. ❋ Unknown (2007)

A colostomy is your large bowel brought to the surface of your skin, cut open. ❋ Susan Johnson (1999)

On good days I thought: my colostomy is my badge of honour, my medal of flesh. ❋ Susan Johnson (1999)

A colostomy is a surgical procedure that brings the large intestine through the abdominal wall. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Body scanners produce strikingly graphic images, creating pictures of virtually naked bodies that reveal not only sexual organs but also intimate medical details such as colostomy bags and mastectomy scars. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Treatment in severe cases can include colostimization, which is essentially bypassing the colon entirely by rerouting the large intestine into a colostomy bag, so that the anal cyst has a chance to heal without constant re-infection. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Many years in a wheelchair with a colostomy bag hanging from the back. ❋ Unknown (2010)

On a breathing machine, a dialysis machine, a feeding tube, and a colostomy bag. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Or some of them don't go blind, or have to wear colostomy bags, or live in bubbles because they can't breathe real air, or … ❋ Unknown (2009)

Last Saturday, the day of no rules, I posted a video made by my old comedy group, the Van Gogh-Goghs that took the old Knight Rider conceit and added a colostomy bag. ❋ Unknown (2009)

After getting [shived] in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by [phily] [side car] aficionados. ❋ Uptodate (2008)

[Brian] [Birkett] ❋ Cumbrianbeast (2004)

[When I] hugged [grandma] her colostomy bag [burst]. ❋ Blake (2003)

That [Jacko] is such a colostomy bag, [only one] [nosejob]? Riiiight! ❋ RachelS (2003)

[Sarah's] husband was not overly [fond] of [colostomy felching] her when her bag was full. ❋ Captain Keeser (2002)

I always thought [Jared] was a [douchebag] until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the [teenage girls]. ❋ RunnyDiarrhea (2007)

ME: [ewww] whats smells in here NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag [because i can't] [get off] of wow ❋ (v)1<#4341 (2007)

[Myrtle] had to have her [colostomy bag] refitted because Tyrone [mercilessly] colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out. ❋ Mikey B 650 (2011)

Randy the [sociopath] watched [the Human Centipede], so now he wants to take it to the [next level] and become a colostomy fag. ❋ Skoto (2018)

sarah wanted to go to the movies [bur] she couldnt because she'd [scare] all of [the children] with her shit filled colostomy bag. ❋ Scott You Douchebag (2003)

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