Condole With

After the [sudden death] of [Princess Diana], [thousands] of messages of condolenc were sent to her family. ❋ Larstait (2003)

Them: I got that promotion with a big [bump in] pay, but the boss is a major asshole. You: Hey, [condolations]! Them: My 16 year [daughter's] expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..). You: Well, condolations. ❋ Late_nite_guy_62 (2010)

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving [out of state] leaving you alone. "Hey [great news] about [your Moms] promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations... ❋ Steve Day (2007)

to condole with a friend [whose] [father] has [died]. ❋ Evie Richmand (2017)

[Ian's] friend get dumped so [Ian] gave his [friend a] "Condolence-Five" ❋ Quinnstefani (2014)

Dave: [My uncle] [Pete] died 5 years ago today. Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight? Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that [my uncle] Pete died. Andy: Yeah, and? Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"? Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window! ❋ Mentirosa (2011)

[Sandra]: Oh my god, I just got fired! Will: I'm so sorry Sandra: Wow, what is that? Will: [Condolence boner] honey, [hop on]. ❋ Blue- White Colonel (2015)

[Ted] had the most horrible date; because [Barney] could relate to his sadness, he [offered] Ted a Condolence High Five. ❋ Solo Amadeus (2022)

Random: Yah it's ok [it's not your fault] your useless Random: what was that form?? Random: sorry it's my condition it's called [mean condolities] Random: oh sorry then [it's alright]! ❋ Halfvegetarian (2021)

During the course of my weekly [vacuuming], I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's [Malibu Barbie], but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "[little mama]" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required. ❋ QuacksO (2021)