Conjoined

Word CONJOINED
Character 9
Hyphenation con joined
Pronunciations N/A

Definitions and meanings of "Conjoined"

What do we mean by conjoined?

To join together; to unite; to combine.

To marry.

(grammar) To join as coordinate elements, often with a coordinating conjunction, such as coordinate clauses.

To combine two sets, conditions, or expressions by a logical AND; to intersect.

To unite, to join, to league.

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky. Urban Dictionary

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum. The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony. Urban Dictionary

Kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh 1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast. Urban Dictionary

When you only have one good ball or testicle. Urban Dictionary

When two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas. Followers Urban Dictionary

Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct Urban Dictionary

Siamese twin Urban Dictionary

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome. Urban Dictionary

A Pair of sad MOFOs that are stuck together Urban Dictionary

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist. In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP). Please note: "conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary. Urban Dictionary

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The word "conjoined" in example sentences

1978 Baby A and Baby B were conjoined from the chest through the pelvis; one survived and one died following the separation. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Or, alternatively, for many speakers of English, “I” and other subject pronouns have been converted to clitics, and thus can’t stand alone but only work in conjoined phrases (thus “for Bob and I”) or with verbs (thus “Who wants lunch? ❋ Unknown (2009)

One of the most critical decisions was when to deliver the babies, who had been identified as conjoined twins through an ultrasound, Mari said. ❋ Unknown (2011)

But the students of the future, while recognizing an obvious affinity between the other two, may be puzzled to find Daudet's name conjoined with theirs. ❋ Various (N/A)

We know not with certainty, in the case of most of the phenomena that we find conjoined, which is the condition of the other; which is cause, and which effect, or whether either of them is so, or they are not rather conjunct effects of causes yet to be discovered, complex results of laws hitherto unknown. ❋ John Stuart Mill (1839)

We know not, in the case of most of the phenomena that we find conjoined, which is the condition of the other; which is cause, and which effect, or whether either of them is so, or they are not rather conjunct effects of causes yet to be discovered, complex results of laws hitherto unknown. ❋ John Stuart Mill (1839)

India a friend but Pak a conjoined twin, says Karzai photo: Press Information Dept. of Pakistan ❋ Unknown (2010)

'India a close friend, Pak a conjoined twin of Afghan' ❋ Unknown (2010)

Mainly, I'd like to know if, in any way, that is a penis in the lower right corner, and if it is, is it yours, and if it is yours is it an extreme close-up, and is that implied movement there, or some kind of conjoined twin penis thing going on? ❋ EAGEAGEAG (2009)

I thought the odds were astronomical against this kind of conjoined twin birth happening again. ❋ Jan (2009)

Crawford-Browne said that under Thursday's agreement, the vexatious litigant claim would be "conjoined" to the defamation action, rather than heard first as Manuel's lawyers had wanted. ❋ Unknown (2008)

One predecessor was a British band whose official name was a kind of conjoined circle, squiggle and arrow, called Freur. ❋ Ann Althouse (2007)

It was politically incorrect to call conjoined twins Siamese, yet Chang was, in fact, from Thailand, formerly known as Siam, though he’d been raised in America. ❋ Lou Anders (2010)

You could consider them to be some kind of conjoined twins, Siamese twins that hate each other, Hindu gods that are permanently at odds, or even just a DNA strand wrapped around each other forever: some kind of completely imbricated and implicated co-leadership of the world, cultural dominance -- so that science is not capitalism's research and development division, or enabler, but a counterforce within it. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I thought it was some kind of conjoined dolphin twins … ❋ Unknown (2008)

You could consider them to be some kind of conjoined twins, Siamese twins that hate each other, Hindu gods that are permanently at odds, or even just a DNA strand wrapped around each other forever: some kind of completely imbricated and implicated co-leadership of the world, cultural dominance — so that science is not capitalism’s research and development division, or enabler, but a counterforce within it. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Michael and [Matthew] are [conjoined twins]. They are joined at the head and may never [seperate]. ❋ Anonymous (2003)

After months of attempting to [conceive], Mary asked John if he could [ring] up his brothers for a [conjoined conception]. ❋ EternalEmailingSystem (2021)

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the [conjoined twins]? They were smokin hot! ([Conjoined twinophilia]) Hint: [go to google] images and type in "Abby and Brittany" ❋ Chris H., Pip R. (2007)

He has conjoined balls. For [easter] we dress it up like an [Easter egg] and go [hunt] for it. ❋ Feedingonrose (2015)

[Jedward] are conjoined twits [Rita]: Did you see those pair of girls [in class] they were such conjoined twits. Everyone: yes they were ❋ YeahIWentThereAgain (2010)

Person 1: there goes [Bryan] and [Mandy] they are always together Person 2: yeah they’re like [conjoined twins] or something person 1: They should change their name to Mryan ❋ Deck Man (2006)

❋ Anonymous (2003)

“Hey [Ellie], my girlfriend wanted to try doing [conjoined twins] [tonight, you] still up for that threesome?” “Only if I get to be the left side!” ❋ SexGuru89 (2023)

[i saw] a conjoined twin [pissing] out of [the same] #$#!@. ❋ Colin F. (2003)

"Did you see that hilarious episode of [South Park] where they talked about 'conjoined [twin] [myslexia]?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder." ❋ Lady Artemis (2009)

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