Conjoins

Word CONJOINS
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Definitions and meanings of "Conjoins"

What do we mean by conjoins?

To join together; to unite; to combine.

To marry.

(grammar) To join as coordinate elements, often with a coordinating conjunction, such as coordinate clauses.

To combine two sets, conditions, or expressions by a logical AND; to intersect.

To unite, to join, to league.

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky. Urban Dictionary

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum. The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony. Urban Dictionary

Kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh 1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast. Urban Dictionary

When you only have one good ball or testicle. Urban Dictionary

When two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas. Followers Urban Dictionary

Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct Urban Dictionary

Siamese twin Urban Dictionary

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome. Urban Dictionary

A Pair of sad MOFOs that are stuck together Urban Dictionary

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist. In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP). Please note: "conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary. Urban Dictionary

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The word "conjoins" in example sentences

In A Breed Apart, Haacke's simulates magazine ads for Leyland Vehicles, in which he appropriates actual Leyland ad copy and conjoins it with journalistic photographs of white military officers apprehending black South Africans during the South African government's apartheid rule. ❋ G. Roger Denson (2011)

Even more surprising is contralto Johnaye Kendrick, who doesn't sing anything like a conventional big-band vocal refrain all night, but who conjoins with the leader in forming a two-person vocal section; occasionally there are words, but they're generally chanted in what sounds like an African dialect, indicating that it isn't about the lyrics but the sonic quality of the two voices and they way in which they blend with the other orchestral colors. ❋ Will Friedwald (2011)

In Tomsk, asphalt conjoins gravel, gravel becomes mud mud becomes pond & frog, then potholes back to asphalt again. ❋ Marc Vincenz (2011)

A student's belief in God is strongly associated with whether he or she conjoins sex and love. ❋ Roger Friedland (2010)

Slumdog Millionaire conjoins laughter and tears, bumbling con-artist kids and television moguls into a pastiche of emotions to test the most self-controlled viewer. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Contemporary trombonist Craig Harris takes Johnson at his word, and, accordingly, has assembled a program that conjoins two choirs: a quartet of Gospel singers (including LaTanya Hall, who's also serving as one of Michael Feinstein's "Dreidelettes" this month) and a brass choir of four trombones (among them Curtis Fowlkes of the Jazz Passengers). ❋ Will Friedwald (2010)

Strangers Also Dance is a remarkably immersive installation based on a poignant story that conjoins our Second Life universe with an alternate reality sweetly suffered by jellyfish that ventured too far from their warm gas giant home, becoming displaced in an environment that they find difficult but make the best of. ❋ Bettina Tizzy (2009)

Statistically speaking, you have to wonder how often extraordinary confidence conjoins with exemplary character and how often it partners with immorality. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In the above definition, (t3) conceals the binary operation that conjoins the two terms M and N. ❋ Bimbó, Katalin (2008)

And then there's Neptune, which conjoins the Moon right before the eclipse. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Where the world disjoins events in order to keep them quarantined from each other, chance serves to force events into a state of mutual collusion, but where the world conjoins events in order to keep them adulterated with each other, chance serves to force events into a state of mutual dispersal. ❋ Lemon Hound (2008)

This simple sentence conjoins public officials who pervert their duties by accepting bribes from the Abramoff crowd with state judges who see unlawful discrimination in denying marriage rights to same-sex couples. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This New Moon in Pisces conjoins the planet Uranus – the energy of Awakening, Revolution and sudden changes. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Which means that there will always be a measure of unpredictability in any new situation that conjoins elements and causes which have never been conjoined in this way before. ❋ Daniel Little (2008)

More illuminating is Hurka's view (1993 and Hurka 2007) that Nietzsche's evaluative posture conjoins perfectionism with maximizing consequentialism: what has value are certain human excellences (or perfections), and states of affairs are assessed in terms of their maximization of these excellences. ❋ Leiter, Brian (2007)

Another example of the junction between dishonesty and the federal judiciary arises when courts allow parties to get away with dishonesty, sometimes truly gross dishonesty, and sometimes, by the way, make up facts in order to allow a party to get away with dishonesty -- a phenomenon which conjoins courts 'own dishonesty with allowing parties to get away with being dishonest. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Michael and [Matthew] are [conjoined twins]. They are joined at the head and may never [seperate]. ❋ Anonymous (2003)

After months of attempting to [conceive], Mary asked John if he could [ring] up his brothers for a [conjoined conception]. ❋ EternalEmailingSystem (2021)

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the [conjoined twins]? They were smokin hot! ([Conjoined twinophilia]) Hint: [go to google] images and type in "Abby and Brittany" ❋ Chris H., Pip R. (2007)

He has conjoined balls. For [easter] we dress it up like an [Easter egg] and go [hunt] for it. ❋ Feedingonrose (2015)

[Jedward] are conjoined twits [Rita]: Did you see those pair of girls [in class] they were such conjoined twits. Everyone: yes they were ❋ YeahIWentThereAgain (2010)

Person 1: there goes [Bryan] and [Mandy] they are always together Person 2: yeah they’re like [conjoined twins] or something person 1: They should change their name to Mryan ❋ Deck Man (2006)

❋ Anonymous (2003)

“Hey [Ellie], my girlfriend wanted to try doing [conjoined twins] [tonight, you] still up for that threesome?” “Only if I get to be the left side!” ❋ SexGuru89 (2023)

[i saw] a conjoined twin [pissing] out of [the same] #$#!@. ❋ Colin F. (2003)

"Did you see that hilarious episode of [South Park] where they talked about 'conjoined [twin] [myslexia]?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder." ❋ Lady Artemis (2009)

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