Consults

Word CONSULTS
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Definitions and meanings of "Consults"

What do we mean by consults?

The act of consulting or deliberating; consultation

The result of consultation; determination; decision.

A council; a meeting for consultation.

Agreement; concert.

A visit, e.g. to a doctor; a consultation.

An unemployed white male Urban Dictionary

Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission (including some hotel and airline points) and lasting trauma. Urban Dictionary

A self-proclaimed expert that extorts inflated fees from a host company in return for vague and predominently incorrect business advice. The successful consultant detaches from its host at the exact moment its parasitic qualities are discovered by upper management. Thus, the successful consultant's term of engagement will last from months to years, until a mildly attentive decision-maker realizes that their burning ray of hope is all talk. Note that some middle managers and all other employees of the host will immediately recognize the consultant as a pathogen. In order to gain access to a viable host, the consultant preys upon upper managements' lack of job expertise and unrealisistic dreams of grandure. By using a string of buzz-words and metaphors that appear as incoherent babble to most humans, the consultant will usually succeed in gaining an assignment to fix a non-existant problem purportedly caused by the host's employees. Urban Dictionary

The act of telling your client you know how to "grab the low hanging fruit" or that task "is like trying to rearrange the deck furniture on the Titanic." One then charges a ton of money to the client for something that could have easily been done by a trained monkey. This scam continues to the next client once the original realizes they can do the same work for much cheaper. Urban Dictionary

Someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then walks off with it Urban Dictionary

A man who knows 500 different ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. Urban Dictionary

A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented. Urban Dictionary

When you want to explain something ridiculous looking professional whilst doing it. Urban Dictionary

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth. Urban Dictionary

Those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world. no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy. unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people. they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals. Urban Dictionary

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The word "consults" in example sentences

Franklin consults internationally on preventing students from dropping out of school and has written numerous books on the subject. ❋ Steven G. Brant (2010)

Wise consults from the popular reference (New American Standard Bible) are: ❋ Unknown (2008)

But we were wrong in reporting that Keating explicitly said he "consults" with China on the arms sale question. ❋ Michael Turton (2008)

Gee, in my 18 years in the Montana Legislature we always felt they did count as "consults" if sponsored by a member of the other party. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Fish and Wildlife Service when the Corps "consults" with that agency under the ESA would be a huge step forward. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And as I saye of them, so saye I the like of all such as consults, enquires, entertaines, & ouersees them, which is seene by the miserable endes of many that askes councell of them: For the Deuill hath neuer better tydings to tell to any, then he tolde to _Saule_: neither is it lawfull to vse so vnlawfull instrumentes, were it neuer for so good a purpose: for that axiome in Theologie is most certaine and infallible: (M14) _Nunquam faciendum est malum vt bonum inde eueniat. ❋ King Of England James I (1595)

We did think e-mail "consults" might be useful (Rx refills, "doc I have a fever, how many Advils should I take before I call you in the morning", this kind of thing in a B2C sort of mode. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"I can't say that I can recall any time in history where such a large amount of high-value, world famous artwork has been moved from one place to another," says Paul Hendry, a self-described former stolen-art trafficker who now consults and blogs about art crime from outside of London. ❋ Don Steinberg (2011)

You know, a tool who calls his wife “Mommy” and consults an astrologer to legislate. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Mr. Colombo is the epitome of the modern high-flying winemaker, a compact dynamo who consults with some hundred-plus clients in the Rh ô ne Valley and beyond. ❋ Jay McInerney (2011)

More than simply developing Polli-Bricks, the Taiwan-based company consults on designing buildings developed using the material. ❋ Paul Mozur (2011)

He consults note-book, and Chalmers stands, not quite at ease, waiting the other's will. ❋ Unknown (2010)

There have been seven companies, with a combined market capitalization of $78 billion, that have moved to Nasdaq from the Big Board this year, according to Patrick Healy , chief executive of Issuer Advisory Group, which consults with companies contemplating a share listing. ❋ Steven Russolillo (2011)

Mr. Spurr consults on Mr. Hilfiger's men's line and Mr. Som consults on his women's line. ❋ Unknown (2011)

He has become a leader in our specialty through his publishing, sits on all the review boards, heads a department at our medical school, speaks all over the place, and consults with drug companies. ❋ Dr. Henry Cloud (2011)

To give a picture of what it's like for "extremely busy working mothers" Gwyneth consults her friends Juliet de Baubigny, partner at a venture capital firm, and the fashion designer Stella McCartney. ❋ Katy Hall (2011)

Responsibility for issuing alerts falls on Napolitano, but only after she consults a consortium of national security and intelligence agencies to consider the merits. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Tracy Mehan, a former U.S. Environmental Protection Agency official in the George W. Bush administration who now consults with governments on water systems. ❋ Justin Scheck (2011)

[Dave] is a [consultant]. ❋ Justin1234321 (2019)

Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a [consultant]? Experienced consultant: Be able to handle long crippling fuckings and be okay with shortened lifespan A: You're a consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to for work? B: I once traveled to [bumblefuck] Western Virginia for a year. The only view from my hotel was of a large mine or some sort of a [blackhole] where no light escaped. ❋ TPain Not Impressed (2014)

"The [consultant] said that, once he has some free band-width, he will interface with his vast array of important contacts, [leverage] some syergies, and bring us [up to speed] with the rest of the industry.....No, really, those were his exact words." ❋ Booger Snow (2008)

I was [going to work] for a large bank, but then I realized I [could do] easier work and make more money consulting for the [banks], by using meaningless phrases executives love to hear. ❋ Spivtron (2012)

a consultant is a [legitimate], [occasionally] [usefull] professional adivser ❋ 666Mike999 (2006)

[The gov't]. mistakenly hired [a plethora] of [consultants] to find a solution to the problem. ❋ Richard Kirshen (2003)

Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some [quadrant] [diagram] on [mitigation] strategies for $2k/day. ❋ Not Ted (2011)

[Rod] [just] consultanted you! ❋ Rodisrightbarbie (2017)

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me" "boy, what I would give to get consulted right now" "[why don't you] [just go] consult him and [get it] the hell over with" ❋ Robcoreatthedisco18 (2009)

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a [superfluous] lifestyle. tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe. they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a [mockery] and try to pull them into it. " we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest [way to be] rich and happy." ❋ Just A Dude (2012)

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