Contuse

Those weapons which graze the bone obliquely are less apt to fracture, contuse, or depress the bone, even when the bone is denuded of flesh; for in some of those wounds thus inflicted the bone is not laid bare of the flesh. ❋ Unknown (2007)

In fact, at the root-of the problem are the exaggerated importance attached to credits and certification, the educational monopoly claimed by schools, the tendency to "contuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new". ❋ Unknown (1982)

-- Shoulder atrophy such as the general practitioner commonly meets with, is an affection, more often seen in young animals and it seems to be due to injuries of various kinds which contuse the muscles of the shoulder. ❋ John Victor Lacroix (N/A)

No bald Mare my Gammon shall contuse again by one more Toss. ❋ Maximillian E. [Commentator] Novak (N/A)

Jack Randall -- such a jolly chick! you must be introduced to him -- has promised to tie a cord across the pavement at the corner, from the lamp-post to a door-scraper; and we have made a careful estimate that, out of every half-dozen people who pass, six will fall down, four cut their faces more or less arterially, and two contuse their foreheads. ❋ Various (N/A)

The ball had struck this bundle; and, as its force was somewhat expended by the distance it had come, it was unable to more than penetrate the mass and contuse the soft parts of the chest. ❋ De Witt C. Peters (N/A)

In this geographical dissertation the word Niger is still used, which is a name altogether unknown in Africa, and calculated to contuse the geographical enquirer. ❋ Abd Salam Shabeeny (N/A)

The lesser degree of penetrative power, and increased capacity to contuse, possessed by such fragments are obvious. ❋ George Henry Makins (N/A)

I like a girl that is not overly self contuse or bitchy. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But if you contuse to make wild horse preserves of it ... ❋ Guardian UK (2010)

Concealed, especially for an evil purpose. contuse v. To bruise by a blow, either with or without the breaking of the skin. covey n. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE [MY LEG] IN HALF!" "[Hmm]. looks like you have a [contusion]." ❋ ILDISTURBED7 (2008)

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a [contused penis]" [Abel]: "I Shouldn't have [rolled over] ❋ LebaAnatnom (2016)

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your [cooch]??" Girl: "[Ehhhh] I got smanged [pretty good]..." Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion" ❋ Raikoue (2011)

Bro [i fucked up] [my anus] yesterday. What happened?' [My girls] strap on gave me a anal contusion ❋ Fizzmain (2018)

[I hope your] muscles [warmed up], you caaan’t be lazy ([Get loose]) This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion" ❋ Oreosbestfriend (2011)

[Pulmonary contusion] should be assessed in primary [survey] of [trauma] patient. ❋ Guddi (2016)

Adam: [My neck] hurts a little. Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some [homeopathic] [salve] for that labial contusion? ❋ Pauld (2006)

Dave: "[Hey Paul] do you want to come [mountain biking] with us this weekend?" Paul: "No I can't this weekend." Dave: "[Why not]? Do you have a labial contusion?" ❋ AdamV (2006)

Nice [Boner]! Anal Contusions! [Smol] [GAe] ❋ CoreyTech (2018)

“[I can’t] go, I have [a toe] [contusion] ❋ Joe LaFluer (2021)