Corn Syrup

Refined sugar and corn-syrup sweetener are "cheap" and "addictive," she declares, while "natural" sweeteners like maple syrup, honey, brown-rice syrup, barley malt syrup and agave nectar are less addictive, she claims, and therefore better. ❋ Aram Bakshian Jr. (2011)

High-calorie diets that are high in starch and sugars (particularly corn-syrup) are largely to blame. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I had no desire to eat in the store and intended to make a to-go order, and I had no wish for a corn-syrup laden beverage or grease-packed bag of crispy wafers, so I decided to forget about this supposed "free" subway deal. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The myth of brussel sprout hatred stems from parents too weak to stop their kids from being fat little dictators that make their own dietary choices based on the corn-syrup based junk food advertised on television. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Corn Products also makes high-fructose corn-syrup, but the company said the product accounts for barely more than 10% of its sales. ❋ Ian Berry (2012)

But over and above the sugar-vs.-corn-syrup, I honestly think the glass bottles make a difference, too. ❋ Unknown (2010)

By adding stuff such as corn-syrup solids, artificial color, and sugar to nonfat milk. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It was that when I saw Jacob in the kitchen with his corn-syrup blood and his fake head injury and all the evidence pointing to me, for a half a second, I thought: I wish. ❋ JODI PICOULT (2010)

I also don't like corn-syrup laden mixes -- I appreciate scratch drinks made from quality ingredients. ❋ Unknown (2010)

However, ethanol and corn-syrup prices have remained weak. ❋ Unknown (2010)

You've probably seem that commercial from the HFCS folk where the two mommies discuss corn-syrup and the stupid liberal one, who doesn't give her kids HFCS, has obviously done no research, and so gets stumped by the sensible one, who has educated herself, and knows that "in moderation" it's a safe, natural treat, yap yap yap? ❋ Delagar (2009)

We can reallocate those subsidy expenditures to health care, allow corn-syrup supplies to drop, and prices of the related foods and drinks to rise. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And just last week Campbell celebrated the first anniversary of its V8 Splash, a carrot, corn-syrup and fruit-juice blend enriched to contain 100 percent of the U.S. recommended daily allowances for vitamins A and C. ❋ Unknown (2008)

As far as border cuisine went, his family wasn't unusual: his mother melded rich Mexican cooking with the corn-syrup and trans fats of mainstream America — and, at the time, she knew no better. ❋ Unknown (2008)

What they're clinging to is a kind of ersatz innocence: a naive hermeneutics for a corn-syrup Eden. ❋ Flavia (2008)

And I already own a French press, and have several beans at home — also a freelancer who has saved money and kicked the corn-syrup addiction of Mochas from Caribou Coffee — anyway … my favorite coffee is not even local. ❋ Unknown (2008)

They are subject to the fate of distant corporations who sell the staple corn-syrup byproducts and gasoline on which daily life is based. ❋ Papabear (2008)

"Don't [believe me]? Look at the [ingredients] of ANY food [item]." -me ❋ Dave (2004)

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself [a Double] [Wide] [now]! ❋ Therealyemmie (2019)

[dave's] a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic [monkey with] home made [chicken noodle soup]. ❋ Saavy Chimp (2021)

F*[IN'] A...that guy's left [some nasty] corn syrup in my ass [for three] days... ❋ JuMBo SIZED (2007)

Look [over there] [it’s] some [Mormon corn syrup]. ❋ Ahh Go Crazy (2019)

[We were out] of [lube] last night so I used [High Fructose Corn Syrup] and it felt so good! ❋ High Fructose Corn Sex (2018)

Bill: "Dude, I'm getting addicted to Pepsi. I just love this stuff. I've been drinking it at least once a day." Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of [High Fructose Corn Syrup]. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, [uhuh], bad idea dude." Bill: "thanks for the [heads-up]. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff." ❋ Adel7 (2007)

Waiter: What would you like to drink? Foreign Tourist 1: I would like [Coca-Cola] please. Foreign Tourist 2: Don't. Coca-Cola in the US is made with [high fructose corn syrup]. I brought some [Mexican Coke] for us to drink with our meals, made with pure cane sugar. Foreign Tourist 1: Fantastic. Waiter: Want to order a starter/appetizer? ❋ AlnAndr (2010)

Everything at [McDonalds] [except] the [coffee] contains High Fructose Corn Syrup. ❋ Mr. Aaron (2005)

"How [the hell] is there [high-fructose corn syrup] in my [bottled water]!?" ❋ SPAM Can Campervan (2023)