Cow Pats

It is unsurprising that these "Government Ministers" want someone other than themselves to blame and for them to come out squeaky clean from this whole ghastly mess, smelling, not of fresh cow-pats, but of good old-fashioned roses. ❋ Unknown (2007)

The three uninvited guests, now keeping close beside a tall, sparse hawthorn hedge, and one of them, at least, thinking uneasily of cow-pats, followed in the wake of the car, and were rewarded at last by the sight of a ring of figures bearing golden torches from which occasional showers of sparks descended and splashed like rain. ❋ Mitchell, Gladys, 1901- (1948)

Isles this Othere had heard talk from others of a fine land beyond the sunset, where corn grew unsown like grass, and the capes looked like crusted cow-pats they were so thick with deer, and the dew of the night was honey-dew, so that of a morning a man might breakfast delicately off the face of the meadows. ❋ John Buchan (1907)

I've taken to wearing snails, *** Father calls them "cow-pats;" but everyone else says it's exceedingly becoming. ❋ Anonymous (1897)

When horses do a poo, they do poos in tubes, whereas a sheep does poos in pellets, and a cow does poos in cow-pats. ❋ Unknown (2010)

At the same time, arrange for the visiting author to collect cow-pats, said author to ensure cow-pats are dried to the texture of polystyrene. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Now to get it to hoot loudly and hurl cow-pats at the same time … but the Swedes are far too civilised for that. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I looked up, to find the road clear of all but a few gently steaming cow-pats, and the farmer’s small son staring curiously at me over the gate. ❋ King, Laurie R. (1996)

I've taken to wearing snails, "3 Father calls them" cow-pats; "but everyone else says it's exceedingly becoming. ❋ Unknown (1923)

A really sloppy [cow shit] [that hits] the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play [frisbe] with it. ❋ ToM (2003)

[Jimmy]: I [cow] patted her last night... James: :-\ thats horrible! ([cow patting], not her) ❋ MilitantS7even (2010)

"You can have a handful of my [Chex Mix], but [don't you dare] take [the cow] pats! Those are the best part." ❋ SMHSdefinitions (2015)

'Cow [pat]! How are you'? 'I'm [wonderful], actually [darling], you'? ❋ Orinoco (2006)

She has [a face] like a Cracked Cow Pat ❋ Uncle Doogs (2022)

Dude:I hate [black] [chicks] Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat Dude:Dude Dude 2:yeah Dude:[ewwww] ❋ Biker6676 (2013)