Cowpat

He likes fell-walking, Nature in all its forms - even though a horse once broke wind in his face when he was trying to impress a a girl, and, as a child, fell into a cowpat. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Long underrated together with those other composers of the "English cowpat" tendency, Ernest John Moeran (1894-1950) is at last being rehabilitated. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I'd rather eat a cowpat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds. ❋ Unknown (2010)

In the pasture of life, Pelosi is cowpat the people of her district decided to step in and track across the House of Representatives. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Grass that cattle had been grazing, because there was a large cowpat just by him, and fresh enough to smell that, too. ❋ George R. R. Martin (2010)

Yet when I manage to find a wonderfully fragrant cowpat in the fields, you should hear the shrieks! ❋ L. Lee Lowe (2008)

The only trouble with the cowpat pincushions is when you stick a pin in them they let out a great cloud of stinking vapour and leak a nasty greeny fluid all over the place, which you have to soak up by putting a blotter under the pincushion wherever you go. blotter/hemlock ❋ Unknown (2008)

The whole plateau top was riven with these channels, like the cracks in a giant cowpat, and they were deep enough that even a tall man could not see over the sides. ❋ Carla (2010)

I admit that there was a place where he went from extreme grandeur to British cowpat so fast I started laughing - in a good way, of course. ❋ Lisa Hirsch (2009)

But to cheer me up no end, the other block I made forTine is a BIG success so says me anyway although blogger is being a cowpat and won't let me upload the pic I want of it. ❋ Katy (2009)

It reminds one of the numbing information that Macavity's favourite band was said to be Arctic Monkeyz which news fell amongst us with all the thrill of a fresh cowpat. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Robin Cook, Prescott and their ilk would have been all over the place like flies on the proverbial cowpat, every night hogging the headlines talking on the topic of the heartless and incompetent Tories. ❋ Unknown (2007)

[Tillie] was riding Chris [in the meadow]. Chris was blindfolded and didn’t even realise Tillie had laid a [reverse cowpat] on his chest. ❋ Landohardski (2021)