Cripes

(Note: We'd prefer you e-mail, but if you must call, make sure to throw in a "cripes" and a "jeez" or two, along with a few references to how your frickin 'knee ain't never been right since you slipped on the sidewalk down by the Pick' n Save, so it sounds like you're local.) ❋ Unknown (2009)

Theo, my "cripes" was not aimed at you, despite appearing directly below one of your comments. ❋ Ann Althouse (2007)

The man is permanently clutching his head saying "cripes" a national treasure ❋ Kerron Cross (2006)

I thought I was getting somewhere with that "cripes" but there was dead silence again until finally my producer came along and said, "We are set to go." ❋ Unknown (1982)

His lack of patience with the youthful priest is understandable – cripes, the guy looked like he was barely out of high school, let alone the seminary. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Have you ever made something and been bowled over by how fantastic it tasted -- and then immediately said but cripes I cannot actually tell anyone about it until I figure out how to make it more attractive? ❋ Laura (2009)

He was the GOP nominee for President for cripes sake and over 70 percent of the primary voters favor McCain there is no way loses in Arizona. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Oh, cripes, Mixner, do you reallly want me to humiliate you again by linking to various planning documents from Lowell and Fitchburg with my name on the author page? jack lecou Says: ❋ Unknown (2010)

Casting the always-likable Bradley Whitford the West Wing vet just starred in a show called The Good Guys, for cripes' sake! as the chillingly cruel serial killer was a masterstroke. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I mean cripes those of Posh spice looks ridiculous .... the only benefit I see is they look better when running and laying down ... angdesj ❋ Tyler (2009)

EDITED TO ADD: the auto-transcribing feature makes me sound like I was stoned ... cripes, that's just bad. ❋ Kwsapphire (2009)

And for his Spirit of humanity Greeting, It's Easter Sunday for cripes sake, Jesus died on the cross for the forgiveness of all our sins and evil doings. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Take Star Wars, I LOVE Star Wars but for cripes sake, the bad guy wears a cape and black mask. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I know she's good for blog hits, but how about the entertainment section for cripes sakes?! kcl ❋ Unknown (2010)

Magical Underwear … cripes, does it get any stupidier … total nonsense. ❋ Unknown (2010)

You passed Paygo, now follow the law, for cripes sakes! ❋ Unknown (2010)

So what you say, what you do, how you look -- both in and out of court, right now, during the case -- that's just about all you can control, but cripes, it matters. ❋ Terri Weiss (2011)

[CRIPES]! Would you [just leave] me [the Hell] alone already?! ❋ CoshSA (2005)

like, [omg] [guys]...cripes! ❋ Amee (2004)

Cripes! I forgot my [bloody] [dagger] in [the church]! ❋ Ohdiesel (2004)

[Ah] cripe, [I shit my pants] again! ❋ Turdburglar (2005)

[Oh], [cripes] I've [run out] of time! ❋ MagicalBacon (2018)

Cripes, [I forgot] my [keys] again!! ❋ Victor Van Styn (2005)

[Kelly] is being a Criping ❋ LordofCripings (2018)

[Aw] cripe, [I forgot] [my phone]! ❋ Wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn (2017)

[Cripes almighty]! How are [my best] [trolls]?! ❋ Macandcheeeeese (2017)

"Man, did you see Kejon qualify? He was pushing like a dump [truck on] one end and [biked] hard on the other end" "Yeah I did. It was hard to watch. He was [CRIPE-TIGHT]!" ❋ Racer271 (2014)