Crotched

Our individuality knocked over, and now muffuckas around my way leanin' in, crotched over. ❋ Johnny Dantonio (2011)

I whipped up these fugly crotched coasters and will throw in some hairy man-soap along with a fabulous tinker-cat “embroidered” over one of the coasters. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Androgynous models with enviable cheekbones skulked down the catwalk in bulky, tie-waisted trenches in lacquered microfiber or wrinkly microfiber with stiff, standup necklines and drop-crotched harem pants. ❋ Bill Crider (2010)

It's just that it's been a while since some of these ideas have had a chance to breathe so some of you ... umm ... people, get all steamy crotched over nothing. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He had built the railed, shingled-roofed little nest high up in the tree's crotched heart where Ruth kept some of her extra-special notes and jewelry and a book of poems. ❋ Paul (2009)

Great post, John, but I do hope you went out and chopped wood, drank a beer, or scratched your crotched afterwards. ❋ Jen (2009)

May 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm an here I fot dey were crotched granny skwares. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I recycle my plastic grocery bags into crotched market bags. ❋ Unknown (2008)

It's a black crotched (sp?) poncho type thing with tassles, and it's gorgeous. ❋ Kisobel (2003)

He was slouching in the doorway, baggy blue jeans crotched at the knees and boxer shorts bulging at the waist. ❋ George, Elizabeth (2005)

I mean, it's "tolerated" for some Lolita-in-open-crotched-panties to strut infront of the Superbowl Half-Time Show, but it's absolutely forbidden to show a nipple on the small screen unless it's being ironic. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Midway between the center and the tusk wall supports were six wooden posts -- tapering trees, stripped of bark and crotched on top. ❋ Auel, Jean M. (1985)

Page 63 crotched sticks driven into the ground, and palmetto leaves laid across, supporting a collection of pine straw, covered by dirty blankets. ❋ Unknown (1984)

But, bad cess to it! all of a sudden, I came out of the woods at the very identical spot where I started in, which I knew by an ould crotched tree that seemed to be standin 'on its head an' kicking up its heels to make divarsion of me. ❋ Anna Kelsey Howard (N/A)

On the inside stood a bedstead made of poles stuck between the logs of the angle, the outside corner supported by a crotched stick. ❋ Edward T. Curnick (N/A)

Two of the stakes on opposite sides of the fire were made extra long, and were crotched at their upper ends. ❋ A. Russell Bond (N/A)

In front he had started a fire, over which, slung from a pole resting on crotched sticks, was a pot, and soon the mistress was preparing supper. ❋ Gordon Sellar (N/A)

I have seen a Northwestern Greening tree that was crotched, split apart and lay down when it was loaded with apples, in Waupacca County, but when grafted onto a stock whose limbs grew out horizontal it will carry ❋ Various (N/A)

Five other pieces, rather less in size, were found sufficient to furnish the sides and roof of our hut, which was made by cutting down two stout young saplings to supply the crotched stakes for the triangular front, and a third, to serve as ridge pole, extending back into the gently sloping bank of dry turf covered with dead spruce leaves. ❋ Various (N/A)

"Oh my God! [I know this] bar is [crowded], but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel [violated]." ❋ PunkyBrookster (2013)

Man, [Bob] crotched himself on that [rail] pretty [bad]. ❋ Psycho Bob (2003)

[Here you go] man. [Sorry], I've crotched it [a bit]. ❋ L.Bizzle (2005)

i [still] [cant] [believe] i got crotched by a girl! ❋ Emorexic (2007)

Yessssss, I [really] like your [crotch] ❋ DeezCrutch (2020)

“[Did that] person wake up on the wrong side of [the bed]? They’ve been acting very [crotch].” ❋ Swagdaddy750450 (2020)

[Chief Wiggum]: Well if it isn't [the doobie brothers]. Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed. (Homer Simpson crotches it) Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps? (Dog bites [Homer's] weiner and testes). ❋ HomerSimpson (2005)

My crotch is [itchy]. There's a whole in the crotch of my [pants] I [crotched] the drugs. ❋ Ms T (2003)

[Dude]! [It's the cops], crotch the [weed]! ❋ Anonymous (2003)

"do you want to put your drink in a [holder]?" "no, i've got a crotch, [crotches] are [good for] holding things." ❋ Matizzle (they Took Jess Lol) (2005)