Cumbers

You do the tomatoes, I do the cumbers, and we swap. ❋ Unknown (2009)

We'd like you to grow us some tomatoes and some cumbers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

JOHN ZARELLA, CNN CORRESPONDENT: He likes cumbers for lunch and, of course, bananas. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It is then that lettuce, tomatoes, cu-cumbers, oranges, strawberries are all ready to be picked. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Sprung was - somewhat facetiously - a plan to spend $1.50 of public money to sell cumbers at 50 cents each. ❋ Ed Hollett (2007)

It cumbers your lap, and I want it for my head: it engages your eyes, and I want them for a book. ❋ Unknown (2004)

His bones are laid with those of the wisest and mightiest of the land; the gratitude of monarchs cumbers the earth with his sepulchral honors; and his memory is consecrated in the most eloquent pages of the history not only of his own country, but of that which sent him out of existence. ❋ Various (N/A)

It is rather, as one well describes it, "a shrunken, useless organ, a noble capacity sentenced to death by an ignoble passion, which droops as a withered hand by the side, and cumbers Nature like a rotten branch." ❋ Ambrose Shepherd (N/A)

Vigor of mind is judgment, which divides the meat from the shell, that which cumbers from that which thrills. ❋ Various (N/A)

'Idiot!' and, finally, the eyes of this wonderfully handsome girl, large, grey, cool, amused, and contemptuous saying -- so it seemed to him in that feverish moment -- 'Who is this curious pink person who cumbers the ground before me?' ❋ Unknown (1928)

She had bowed across the rubbish that cumbers the world. ❋ Unknown (1924)

The increase of business became my burden; for though my natural inclination was toward merchandise, yet I believed truth required me to live more free from outward cumbers; and there was now a strife in my mind between the two. ❋ Unknown (1909)

He cumbers himself never about consequences, about interests; he gives an independent, genuine verdict. ❋ Unknown (1909)

He scrambled over and through the ugly debris which for a year or two after logging operations cumbers the ground. ❋ Stewart Edward White (1909)

More cumbers I sell, more graft for you, 'cordin' to that. ❋ Unknown (1907)

Construction cumbers the ground with institutions made by busybodies. ❋ Unknown (1903)

Then, why may not I accomplish as much, even more, without wealth, which but cumbers the wise man, and slackens virtue, rather than prompts it to worthy deeds? ❋ Kate Milner Rabb (1901)

[Nick] [really] Cumbered [Jake] ❋ Graveling (2016)

I used to like cumbers but I've [chosen] to [eat] [carrots] better. ❋ Andrius (2008)

Hey [broseph], do you want to [cumber] [after school] today? ❋ P00pst3r! (2006)

[Eating cat] food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, [slurred speech] is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing [Simple Man] after being asked to stop by friends. ❋ Twoslices OfBread (2004)

as in... Male: [How about] cumbering my [batch], [babe]? Female: Sure, babe. ❋ Lexxxxy (2014)

[hey dude] wanna [come to] my [cumber] party? ❋ Cumberparty (2009)

"Yeah, [mum] [walked in on] us, you can bet things were pretty [cumber] after that!" or "Man I feel so cumber right now" ❋ Christafa P G! (2008)

"Oh my god, his cumber is [off the charts]." "My cumber last night was like trying to [divide by zero]: immeasurable." "What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, [let alone] my cumber." ❋ Hammocksandspoons (2017)

[Francesca]: Did you finally have sex with Tim? [Evelyn]: No, he was [too big]! Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again... Evelyn: Good idea! ❋ 69rugmuncher69 (2015)

Don't [feel bad] if those commenters falsely [called] you a [pedophile], they're Q-cumbers! ❋ Eye Tunes (2020)